Amazing
Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes
Brother
sat in the pilot's seat of a large aircraft
while Cid loomed over his shoulder.
CID:
Name's Cid and this is my son, Brother.
BROTHER:
Hello, world!
CID:
We're Al Bhed, which means we're better
than anybody else in the world. Not just
technology, but everything!
BROTHER:
We're super cool number one!
CID:
Not to mention I'm the father of last
season's Rikku. And that'd make Brother
her...brother.
BROTHER:
Is like it was meant to be!
CID:
I coulda sworn we had a better name for
him back in the day, but...hell, I just
can't remember!
BROTHER:
And I not one for all the thinking
and remembering.
CID:
(he sighs) I know I'd be taking one for
the team by having this dummy as a partner,
but hell, whatever gets me on the show,
heh, am I right!?
BROTHER:
Vydran, I don't think I understand your
non-Al Bhed. Is like I am...what is word.
Stupid.
CID:
Nonsense! Why don't you just think about
something pretty for a few minutes while
I talk to the camera, okay?
BROTHER:
Like Yuna!
CID:
Not this again.
BROTHER:
Yuna dancing! Yes, she is beautiful flower!
CID:
She's your cousin!
BROTHER:
One time she dance and I see her...what
is called. Father, what word for "puupeac"?
CID:
(he sighs again) This is what I get for
letting him bathe with his sister until
the age of 15. Boy has a thing for relatives.
BROTHER:
Is not true! I not like Rikku at all!
Not even Paine!
CID:
Paine isn't relat--
BROTHER:
Is just Yuna! Beautiful Yuna. Such beautiful
ycc.
CID:
Yuna is your cousin!
BROTHER:
Yes, cousin! No relationing!
CID:
She's your mom's brother's daughter!
BROTHER:
But not my mom's daughter! Is
how you say, okay! Total okay! Super cool
and allowed to make with sex!
CID:
.....Look. Just let us on your show, okay?
It'd do him some good to get more separation
between him and his cousin.
BROTHER:
If she was luiceh, then it'd
be gross disgusting! But only cousin!
Means nothing!
CID:
Ya gotta pick us. He's been like this
ever since Yuna came back. I don't beg
often, but please.
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