Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Dr. Cidolfus Bunansa stands in a large library with books behind him.

CID: Ah, greetings. We have been expecting you. My name is Dr. Cidolfus Demen Bunansa. You may call me Dr. Cid.

A voice is heard off screen, but it is difficult to make out what it is saying.

CID: What's that? ....Ah, yes, I do have a partner. Venat. I admit he may not be as corporeal as you may allow, but larger compromises have been made in the course of human existance. Not to mention his role exceeds far behind a simple human existance.... Of course he can speak. And I assure you, your sound equipment can pick up his voice. But what you may not be doing, my boy, is listening. Venat is real. He exists and speaks and though your eyes and ears may not sense him, I assume you it is not his fault, but rather your own. You are unable to make yourself see him or hear him. It is your intelligence that keeps you from feeling his existance and if you, nay the world, would simply expand your minds and think not with what you know but what you desire to know, you would see him. And you would see how we will be the best racers in the season-- if not the entire race-- if not the best in the entire WORLD of racing as a competitive sport! We have brains, and brawn is not an issue when you have the brains to know how to do things properly! We will prevail and with out prize money, I will surely be funded enough to make an invention the likes of which nobody has seen! A device that holds food within it and at the mere push of a button --and insertion of a method of payment, of course-- the food will be dispensed to you! It will revolutionize the world! All worlds! Wuah ha-ha-ha-ha-hah!