Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Freya and Fratley sit in gazebo with a backdrop of a sandstorm.

FREYA: My name is Freya Crescent and this is my partner, Sir "Irontail" Fratley.

FRATLEY: Oh my God! I'm sitting next to a rat!

FREYA: He has trouble with his amnesia. Long ago, he journeyed across the world. As a result, he lost his memory.

FRATLEY: Wait, I did?

FREYA: Before he left, we were lovers.

FRATLEY: Eww! With a rat? What do you think I am, some kind of furry?

FREYA: You're a "rat," too, Fratley.

FRATLEY: (looks at hands) No way, I'm all furry!

FREYA: We want to use the race to remember who we are as individuals and as a couple. Also to see all the worlds out there. And this is why we believe you should pick us.

FRATLEY: Oh my God! I'm sitting next to a rat!

FREYA: ...Perhaps we should wait for a little more of his memory to return first.