Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Gilgamesh and X-Death stood inside a fiery castle, complete with pools of lava waiting behind the pair.

GILGAMESH: We're two ultimate awesome dudes and we're ready to rock the race!

X-DEATH: Race?

GILGAMESH: Err, yeah. When I told you "world domination" earlier, I meant to say a race.

X-DEATH: I don't do races.

GILGAMESH: But! It's for a really good prize! Tons of gil! (mumbling) And they wouldn't let me enter with my dog.

X-DEATH: .....I control an entire realm of evil. My castle is the single largest thing in this world. There are armies that cannot penetrate my ultimate defenses. Why would I need "gil"?

GILGAMESH: Beeeeeecause....well.... Don't you like to do fun things? Play games or read books?

X-DEATH: My name is not X-Books. What do you think I like to do?

GILGAMESH: Yikes! Err, but like, you could buy things! Things for death, like swords!

X-DEATH: Who in their right mind is going to sell me weapons? Everybody wants me dead!

GILGAMESH: But the money! I could take your share, then buy things you want! They don't know me and will probably sell me things. Even like swords. I like swords a lot. I have a collection. I can probably buy a few with the prize money! I get talkative when I get nervous. Sorry, Exey. Err, I mean X-Death! Master X-Death! Sir!

X-DEATH: I'm growing very tired of you. Go to time out!

GILGAMESH: Oh man! Not time-out! .....Okay, I'll go, but can I just go to a corner or something? Maybe a jail cell?

X-DEATH: The Void.

GILGAMESH: Nooooooooo! I hate The Void.

Gilgamesh starts to pout as he slumps off-screen, mumbling about hating The Void.