Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Logos and Ormi stood outside Chateau LeBlanc in a corner away from the front entrance.

ORMI: We gotta be quick about this, okay? Don't want the Boss to see us doing this!

LOGOS: She'd be quite mad if she only knew. But we just can't be around her at all times.

ORMI: Besides! We hunt spheres, right? And what for? Profit! So alls we do is win this race, then we comes back and say, "Hey, Boss! Lookie what we got!"

LOGOS: If we come back.

ORMI: Heh, riiight. "If."

LOGOS: We are the perfect combination of brains, me, and brawn, Ormi.

ORMI: Right. Brains and prawns! Watch, I can do's five push-ups!

Ormi drops to do a few push-ups, but because of his size, his stomach hits the ground before even getting halfway through a push-up.

ORMI: So you knows. Something like that! Now show him your brains, Logos!

LOGOS: How exactly do I do that?

ORMI: I dunno. That's what you's the smart one! Maybe you can answer a bunch of questions! Okay, here's one! Tell them the square root of infinity or somethin'!

LOGOS: I...what? How does that prove anything? And isn't that just...infinity?

ORMI: See that!? One smart guy right 'ere!

The is a creaking noise in the back. The camera pans over to a woman, LeBlanc, exiting the chateau.

LOGOS: Oh poppycock. Is it massage time already?

ORMI: Oh noes! And it's my turn on feet! Quick, pretend you're a tree! I'll be a umm...rock!

Logos puts his arms out and up like branches, while Ormi sat on the ground with his arms and legs tucked into his body. LeBlanc approached them and watched them for a few seconds. They watched her with their eyes, but their bodies remained still.

LEBLANC: The tree and rock routine. You're hiding something from me... What is this camera doing here? What are you recording? ....No reply. It's something secret. I hate secrets that aren't my own! Well maybe I'll just open the camera up and see what's on it!

LOGOS & ORMI: Noooo!

Logos and Ormi tackle LeBlanc and start to yell at the cameraman.

LOGOS: Run! Take that tape to the proper people!

ORMI: Save yourselfs!

LEBLANC: Oooh! You two are on double massage duty tonight!

LOGOS & ORMI: (whining) Yes, Boss...