Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Reeve sits on a bench in Shin-Ra HQ's break room on the 61st floor. Beside him is the cat portion of Cait Sith, with the large moogle behind them.

REEVE: Hello. My name is Reeve Tuesti and this is my friend, Cait Sith.

CAIT SITH: (as Cait Sith speaks, Reeve speaks his same words into a handheld walkie-talkie) Howdy, ya'll!

REEVE: We believe ourselves to be a powerful team and we can do anything together. I have the brains to accomplish anything though-provoking.

CAIT SITH: And I have a Swiss-army knife arm and a machine gun arm! (as he speaks, his left arm transforms into a machine gun and his right arm into a large set of knives, screwdrivers, and nail files)

There is some off-screen mumbling from the cameraman that cannot be heard.

REEVE: What do you mean, "two to a team?" Don't you see the cat?!

CAIT SITH: I ride a moogle!

REEVE: You see!? He rides a moogle!

CAIT SITH: And I wear a cape! And a crown!

REEVE: A cape and a crown!

CAIT SITH: I order the moogle 'round by yellin' into a megaphone!

REEVE: ...Hey! where are you going, camera-guy? Y-you can't just brush us off us like that! Get back and film the rest of our audition! I haven't even told you about how we're ethnically diverse because Cait Sith can do so many different accents!

CAIT SITH: Ach, laddie! Hawareya t'day? Getch'er arse back ouver 'ere! We'ren't doone yet!