Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Seifer kneeled beside Edea, who sat in a majestic chair atop a parade float.

EDEA: My name is Edea, and I just want to quickly clarify that I am not possessed.

SEIFER: And I am her knight, Seifer.

EDEA: I have been a fan of the show since the beginning. I would always watch this show with my husband--

SEIFER: Keh, husband.

EDEA: ...Right. My husband, Cid. We wanted to be on the show together, but he just cannot find the time to leave his job as headmaster at Balamb Garden.

SEIFER: Keh, stupid garden and its stupid headmaster.

EDEA: ...I'm sorry about Seifer, he's a little bit upset that he was my second choice for a partner on the show.

SEIFER: I can run faster than that fat man anyway. I'm a better choice.

EDEA: You're a great choice, I just wanted somebody that I could...talk to.

SEIFER: We're talking now.

EDEA: But you get so testy sometimes.

SEIFER: Because you're stupid sometimes.

EDEA: See what I mean? And it's not just that.

SEIFER: What else is wrong with me?

EDEA: Oh nothing, it's just your...dreams.

SEIFER: My romantic dream!? What about it? You wanna talk about it finally?

EDEA: Oh, sorry, but not today, Seifer. I'm busy.

SEIFER: Psh, always busy.

EDEA: I'm sorry, Seifer, but I just have the feeling that I'm in your romantic dream.

SEIFER: Of course you are! Everybody is!

EDEA: Who is everybody?

SEIFER: Well, it depends. See, it starts off with Squall fighting the headmaster. They're both so preoccupied and you're like "Oh no, they might kill each other!" And then I come over and I'm like, "It's okay, baby. I'm still here."

EDEA: You see? This is what I was always afraid of.

SEIFER: Let me finish, woman! Okay, so I'm there being all macho and you are slowly getting turned on--

EDEA: I changed your when you were a baby!

SEIFER: Stop talking! Geez! I like dream-you soooo much better. So then Squall takes off his shirt--

EDEA: Squall does? Not me?

SEIFER: Ohh, look who's suddenly interested in my romantic dream? Now do you want me to go on?

EDEA: No, and I don't think I want to race with you anymore. Maybe NORG is free. . . .

SEIFER: He's in my dream too!

EDEA: You're so weird! Go away!

Edea races away from Seifer as he continues to explain his dream to a camera that has been turned off by a cameraman who later killed himself for hearing Seifer's dream.