Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Shuyin and Lenne stood in front of a large, powerful-looking robot.

SHUYIN: I am Shuyin, and this is Lenne. We are lovers.

LENNE: And nothing can stop us from racing this race together.

Shuyin is handed a letter, which he quickly rips open and reads.

SHUYIN: I've been summoned to war again!? GRRRAWR!

LENNE: We could move to Bikanel. Oh! Or chop off one of your fingers!

SHUYIN: No. I am no draft-dodger.

LENNE: Then what will you do?

SHUYIN: I'll just tell them I'm not going!

GUARDS (O.S.): Not going! Men....fire!

A force of unseen guards opens fire on Shuyin, killing him instantly.

LENNE: Noooooo! I'll never forget you, Shuyin! I shall immortalize you in song! Ohhhhhhhhh my Shuuuuu--

GUARDS (O.S.): Oh my God, she's going to kill us all!

The guards open fire on Lenne, killing her as well.

GUARDS (O.S.): Good work, men. I sure as hell don't need another whiny pop song stuck in my head.

ONE OF THE GUARDS (O.S.): Suspended on silver wiiiings!