Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Ultimecia is sitting beside Edea in a large castle.

ULTIMECIA: We would like to participate in this pathetik race.

EDEA: I'd actually just like to go home.

ULTIMECIA: Silence! Now, we believe we possess many wonderful qualities. Ha! Possess! Get it?

EDEA: No?

ULTIMECIA: Of course you do! Now laugh!

EDEA: Ha ha hah ha ha!

ULTIMECIA: We are a great kombination.

BOTH: Perfektly in synk.

EDEA: Please make it stop.

ULTIMECIA: You're free to go when we win, now shut your pathetik face! We are all powerful. Nobody kan stop us. I exist in the future. I have seen the outkome of the race. I win. But I grow tired of self-flattery. Edea will now say nice things about me.

EDEA: I will no-- Ultimecia is the best contestant you will ever have. She will entertain and dominate the competition. Nobody else is worthy!

ULTIMECIA: Now dance!

Edea gets up and starts doing a linedance for the camera. The Boot Scootin' Boogie, to be precise.