Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes


Ultimecia is sitting beside Rinoa in a large castle.

ULTIMECIA: We would like to participate in this pathetik race.

RINOA: I already did, and even though the rules say that we can only race once, Ultimecia assured me that in the future, the rules are different.

ULTIMECIA: They are! Trust me! I'll kompress time until it works!

RINOA: Well, I would love the chance to race again, but I'm afraid I can't do it without Squall. He's my everything and I--

Ultimecia glares at Rinoa.

RINOA: Cursed SeeDs! I hate those guys! I'm going to win this as a sorceress! Ultimecia and I are the best racers ever!

ULTIMECIA: Very good. So this is why we will race and you kannot stop us.

RINOA: I am pleased. For I, Rinoa, not Ultimecia, love to race and will enjoy defeating all those "past-ies." Foolish fools living in the past.

ULTIMECIA: Yes. Kursed past-ies! Now, I believe our best qualities are--

Ultimecia pauses when a loud explosion is heard off-screen. The camera pans around to follow the action.