Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Ultros is floating in a hot tub in the middle of a forest, while Mr. Chupon floats somewhere behind him.

ULTROS: Hey, kiddies! The winners of the Super Fantabulous Race are right here in front of ya!

CHUPON: FUNGAAAH!

ULTROS: Yeah, exactly! This man is a wordsmith. But seriously, folks. We can win any race. Name a type of task, and I'll tell you how we can do it better.........Go ahead........Name anything......... Okay, I'll just toss out some examples. For example, inking!

*SPOIT* Ink covers the camera, completely covering it with black ink.

ULTROS: Y'see? And I'm an octopus! Not even a squid! Impressive, I know. And ooh! Ooh! Watch what it'd be if we had a task like a sneezing competition! Show 'em, Mr. Chupon!

CHUPON: FUNGAAAAAH!

Chupon sneezes and blows the camera far away until it finally crashes into a building. The camera, through the ink-covered lens, can see a cameraman lying hurt.

ULTROS (O.S.): Oh, geez. We gotta jam. Later, folks!

Ultros and Mr. Chupon flee quickly before the cameraman wakes back up.