Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Ultros and Mr. Chupon floated down the Lete River on a raft with a small table set up between them for tea. Ultros wore a top hat and monocle, while Mr. Chupon wore fake nose, mustache, and glasses.

ULTROS: Good evening, gentlemen. I'm a new contestant for your fine show. I've never applied ever before, because I'm not that pathetic. Nope. I wouldn't come crawling back to a show that has once rejected me already. My name is not Ultros, even though you definitely should have picked him for last season. No, my name is Ultra-Os. I think there's a breakfast cereal named after me.

Mr. Chupon shook his head, which is also his body.

ULTROS: Yep, I'm that famous. So famous there might be cereal named after me. My partner here hasn't applied for the race before either. And even with the dumb disguise-- err, glasses, he is quite the elegant man. Show them how classy you are.

CHUPON: FUNGAAAAH!

ULTROS: Ooh, so classy! Only truly classy people would understand it. His name is Mr. Poupon. You know, just like that really classy mustard. It was named for him you know. And doesn't he kind of look like a big ball of mustard? Eh? Eh? Naw, I'm just kidding.

CHUPON: Fungah?

ULTROS: I think you should see our skills! To know how fabulous (yet another word to show how classy I am) our racing skills are! For our first example, an exhibition on sipping tea.

Ultros picks up eight cups of tea, one with each tentacle. One tentacle accidentally spills some tea on another tentacle, which caused him to scream out and drop all the cups, which all shattered.

ULTROS: YEOOOUCH! Err. See? That's how classy people do it.

Ultros watches Mr. Chupon sip a cup of tea with his cup-holding hand's pinky extended. Ultros reaches over and slaps the tea cup from his hand.

ULTROS: Err, ignore that. He was just showing how non-classy people sip tea. He's such a joker. I see how by the first season, you like funny people on your show. Well, we've got that. As you just saw. Also, check out this joke. A chicken walks into a road. Road says "What'll you have?" and the chicken says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

CHUPON: Fungah?

ULTROS: Bah! Classy humor. You wouldn't get it. But the world would totally tune in to see our classy skills and humor! And this classy monocle. Have I drawn attention to that yet?

Mr. Chupon shook his head, which is also his body.

ULTROS: Oh! My classy imp song! Check this out. I can sing this lovely song that turns unclassy people into imps! Watch. Oohhhhhhhh~~ Imp imp imp imp imp imp imp impy imp imp imp imp iiiiiimp!

Mr. Chupon turns into an imp, as does Ultros.

ULTROS: What the!? That can't be right. Err, umm.........later, folks!

Ultros dives into the water and swims away, while the imp Mr. Chupon floats down the river.

CHUPON: Fungah?