Amazing Final Fantasy Race
Rejected Audition Tapes

Zell sat in the cafeteria scarfing down hot dogs while a young woman in pigtails lovingly watched him eat.

LIBRARY GIRL: Hello! We would like to apply for the upcoming race!

ZELL: (with a full mouth) Hey! We'd ROCK!

LIBARY GIRL: We've been dating for a little while and have such a strong bond! We're both Garden-raised and are skilled in so many things, though my Zell is so much stronger than I am.

ZELL: The strongest!

LIBRARY GIRL: And I would be great for any mental tasks. I work in the libary and read a lot!

ZELL: (with a full mouth) And she's got cute pigtails!

LIBARY GIRL: Yep! We'd be the perfect team! Completely unstoppable!

ZELL: Yeah, just me and--umm, my girl!

LIBARY GIRL: Yep! Zell and I will...wait, Zell?

ZELL: Hm?

Zell nervously began stuffing his mouth with more hot dogs.

LIBRARY GIRL: Why does our audition tape have the label "Zell and Library Girl" on it?

ZELL: (with a very full mouth) Hm? Wha? I c'n't her' 'ou.

LIBARY GIRL: Your ears aren't stuffed with hot dogs, now answer me! What's my name?

ZELL: (coughing up hot dogs) Sar...liss...bra...

LIBARY GIRL: Sarlissbra?

ZELL: (gagging and choking) Help!

LIBRARY GIRL: Nope, it's not "help" either!

ZELL: (gasping for air) Heimlich!

LIBRARY GIRL: Nope, that's not it either. You can apply with someone else, Zell Dincht! We're through!

The Library Girl left the room angrily as Dr. Kadowaki raced in to give Zell the Heimlich Maneuver. He coughed hot dog bits into the camera.