Episode 6: Early Show

INT. STUDIO

Baralai sat in a blue director's chair facing the camera.

BARALAI (to camera): What? There's no show today. Nobody was cut. Non-elimination, remember? We're just filling space so we don't give away who gets cut.

NOOJ (O.S.): Really? Nobody was cut?

BARALAI: Yeah. Don't you watch the show?

NOOJ (O.S.): Nope. I can't stand reality television.

BARALAI: Oh... Wait, weren't you watching Survivor last night?

NOOJ (O.S.): Maybe.

BARALAI: That's Reality TV though.

NOOJ (O.S.): I know.

BARALAI: So why were you watching it?

NOOJ (O.S.): My grandma is on the show.

BARALAI: She is?

NOOJ (O.S.): No.

BARALAI: You just don't like The Amazing Race, do you?

NOOJ (O.S.): Maybe.

BARALAI: So why do you work on this show?

NOOJ (O.S.): I've been hitting on that cute sound girl. She's hot.

BARALAI: Well good luck with that. By the way, she has the clap.

NOOJ (O.S.): Really?

BARALAI: Maybe.