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Episode
4: Part 3
<Dona & Barthello: Summoner/Guardian,
Currently in 7th Place>
Dona and Barthello reached the Water
Palace and received their clue from the
box. Barthello read the roadblock out loud.
"Yours," Dona said quickly.
"But- Dona!" Barthello
interjected. "If we plan on winning,
I cannot do every roadblock. I can only
do six total. Are you sure I should be
doing all of them?"
"Yes, Barthello,"
she snapped. "If I said it to you,
then I'm sure." She glanced to the
group of people waiting at the teleporter
and noted who was in the crowd. "Wait,
the smelly rats aren't here?
And the princess is letting her
mother do it? Barthello, please.
I can do this one. Stop hogging
the roadblocks."
"I-" Barthello started,
then regained his composure. "Yes.
You're right. This one should be yours."
Dona marched to the teleporter and
entered, while Barthello walked to the
group of women and stood near them with
his arms folded across his chest. The
girls all seemed shocked that Dona was
doing her first roadblock.
Rude exited the teleporter
and ran to join Reno, who gave a quick
hoot of joy. They read through the clue,
then raced off to try to find Faris and
Reina and the cannon travel.
Brahne gave a fierce growl,
then whipped at the post. It latched on
and she tugged it to make sure it was
sturdy, then ran at full speed and jumped
across the gap, falling well short of
the required distance. She fell downward
but held the whip tightly, when suddenly
the post began to be swayed by her weight
and started to uproot itself. The staff
quickly grabbed their own ropes and equipment
and tied it onto the pole and pulled in
the opposite direction with all their
might to steady the pole. Brahne slowly
climbed up the whip as the staff began
to sweat more and more heavily over the
gigantic load they were essentially holding
up.
Meanwhile, Biran
and Dona waited impatiently for Brahne
to pull herself up so they could get to
the other side.
<Freya & Fratley: Reunited
Lovers, Currently in 8th Place>
Freya and Fratley reached the Water
Palace and pulled their clue from the
box. "Roadblock: Who's proficient
with many weapons?" Freya read.
"I can do it," Fratley
said. "Please, stay here and rest
until I return."
He raced off to the teleporter and
stopped behind Dona to wait for a turn
at the whipping.
"Oh gawd," Dona
said as he arrived.
"Goodness!" Fratley said
suddenly, looking completely past Dona
and at Brahne, who was dangling from the
whip with her stubby legs kicking wildly.
He ran to her aid and slid down by the
gap and reached his arm down to help.
Biran followed suit and also reached down
to help. They each grabbed ahold of Brahne,
one under one armpit and the other under
the other, then lifted with all their
might. With the combined force of Fratley,
Biran, and Brahne (not to mention the
staff), she finally reached the top and
stood back on her own two feet. Everybody
heaved a loud sigh of relief.
"Thank you, my furry heroes!"
Brahne said to Fratley and Biran. She
blew them both one giant kiss, then turned
and trotted down the stairs and jogged
to the next room, where she took up a
sword and started chopping at the bushes.
Balthier lined up his
shot with his bow and arrow, then fired
off a shot at the target. It connected
right in the middle and Balthier grabbed
his clue before heading back to the entrance.
<Reina & Faris: Sisters,
Currently in 1st Place>
Reina and Faris reached the cannon
travel, which was a lot scarier than either
had imagined. There was a small platform
with stairs leading up to it. At the bottom
of the stairs was a scruffy man that had
hair like a barbeque scrubbing brush and
wore a pair of soot-covered goggles. At
the top was an extremely large cannon
pointing out over the trees.
"They're kidding, right?"
Reina said to Faris, but her sister had
already gone up the stairs and slid into
the cannon. "In... there?"
The scruffy man nodded.
"Oh goodness," Reina said.
She quickly shrugged her fears off and
ran up the stairs and slid into the cannon.
The scruffy man checked that they
were in properly, then pushed a button
on a remote control. The cannon exploded
in a puff of grey smoke and Reina and
Faris were sent flying extremely high
into the air. They spun around and were
both tucked tightly into a ball-shape.
They flew for only a short while before
decending into a section of snow-covered
trees.
They landed in a very large air-filled
mattress to keep the racers from harm.
Both laughed and cheered, then jumped
out of the bag and found a clue box nearby.
The surrounding area was snowing very
lightly; just enough to keep the ground
and trees covered with white. Beside the
clue box was a 'yield' mat.
<Announcer Gippal>
"This is the second of six delay
points along the race. A yield can be
used to force a team to stop for a predetermined
amount of time. If a team has been yielded,
they must stay at the yield until the
hourglass is empty before they can continue.
Teams may only use a delay point once,
so they must decide when it is most advantageous
to use it."
<Reina & Faris: Sisters,
Currently in 1st Place>
Reina and Faris
moved to the yield mat and faced the camera.
"We choose not to yield," Reina
announced. She then grabbed a clue from
the clue box and read it to Faris. "It
says: 'Walk the seasons Spring to Winter.
Spring again and we can enter.'"
<Announcer Gippal>
"Teams must
now decipher a clue relating to their
current environment. In the surrounding
forest are various sections that look
like the four seasons of the year: Spring,
summer, autumn, and winter. They must
start in spring, then walk in the correct
order: spring, summer, autumn, winter,
then spring once again. Once successful,
they will be handed their next clue."
<Reina & Faris: Sisters,
Currently in 1st Place>
"..that
be it?" Faris asked.
"That's...
all."
"We should
figure this out, sis. Put yer thinkin'
hat on."
Biran finally whipped
the post and pulled himself across to
the other side, then ran down the stairs
to search for the next area. He found
Brahne chopping away at bushes. She was
sweating a lot and was not even halfway
through. Watts was just up ahead, taking
several swings with his axe at the marble
statue. He had made a large dent in the
side, but the statue still was not down.
Back at the whipping post,
Balthier was taking his turn trying to
lasso the way back, but failed. He stepped
back to allow Dona a turn. She flicked
out her whip but did not hold the handle
tightly enough, so the whole whip shot
out of her grip and landed on the other
side. Balthier ran forward and stepped
on one end of the whip before the weight
of a portion of the whip that dangled
from the cliffside forced the entire thing
to slide off. He pulled the whip up and
handed it to the staff.
"I guess that makes it my turn,"
he said. He whipped the post and caught
it snugly, then pulled himself to the
other side. He raced back to the teleporter
and teleported outside, where he collected
his bag and Fran. They read the clue,
then proceeded to the cannon travel center.
<Ma & Zell: Mother/Son,
Currently in Last Place>
Zell and Ma ran to the Water Palace
and grabbed their clue.
"I'm glad to see so many teams
here," Ma said before reading the
clue. "Roadblock: Who's proficient
with many weapons?"
"That's me!" Zell said.
"I'm a SeeD. We're trained in all
sorts of forms of combat! But it's your
turn to do a roadblock. And my thumb hurts."
"Stop whining,
Zelly. We need to catch up, so you go
in and make your mama proud."
"Yes, Ma." Zell said. He
raced to the teleporter and waited in
the line behind Fratley. "Glad to
see I didn't miss the party," he
said to Fratley.
Fratley smiled and looked over his
shoulder at Zell. "And with any luck,"
he whispered, "you won't be at the
tail end of things soon." He glanced
at Dona. "She's only two attempts
away from moving to the back of the line."
"Yessssss," Zell cheered
quietly, but still included an arm thrust.
<Reno & Rude: Partners,
Currently in 2nd Place>
The Turks plopped down on the large
inflated mattress in the Upper Lands.
They wasted no time in finding the yield
mat.
"We refuse to yield," Reno
said. He ripped open the clue and read
the rhyme to Rude. "Any ideas?"
"No," Rude said. "Maybe
the trees have words written on them like
seasons or months."
"Heeey, there's usin' the ol'
noodle!" Reno said. "Let's check
the trees or for like, writing in the
snow, y'know?"
Reina
and Faris followed a path that led them
to a new area. It was like walking back
in time, because the trees were suddenly
not white from snow anymore, but instead
were brown and yellow and other fall colors.
"This must be what it means!
We were just in winter, and now we're
in autumn!" Reina said. "Come
on, let's keep running and find spring!"
"The girls went this
way," Rude said, pointing to footprints
in the snow that were starting to fade.
"Good job,
dude!" Reno said. "That's good
eyesight. And I think it makes up for
your bad eyesight on leg two, y'know?
Good job, pal. Now let's do what Turks
do best and follow them. And of course,
pass them at the last second, y'know?"
"Right."
Watts
crashed through the statue and started
running for the long range section just
as Brahne reached her own statue. She
picked up the axe and panted a couple
times, then screamed a mighty battle cry
and brought down the axe directly on top
of the statue. The force shattered the
statue in one shot and Brahne waddled
on to her next station.
"You've got to
be kidding me," Dona said as the
whip failed to latch onto the post.
"Next person's turn," the
staff member said.
She handed the whip to Fratley and
made her way to the back of the line.
He stepped up and lashed the whip out
toward the pole. It hit, but failed to
stick.
Watts approached the target
area and grabbed the boomerang. He held
it like a frisbee and spun it at the target.
It had decent aim, but not enough force
as it stopped short and returned to him.
Much to his shock, Brahne then entered
the area and started looking over the
weapons. She smiled evilly when she saw
the javelin and took up the powerful spiked
weapon. She hurled it at the target, but
missed. She went back to the table and
picked up another javelin. While she was
picking a new one up, Watts threw his
boomerang again and missed. He caught
the boomerang as it returned to him, then
quickly threw it out again, this time
connecting with the target. He was handed
his clue afterwards.
"Sweet," he said. "Good
luck, Ms. Brahne."
"And to you too!" she hollered
back. "Toodles!"
<Fran & Balthier: Sky
Pirates, Currently in 3rd Place>
"You must be joking,"
Balthier said as he looked at the giant
cannon.
"Don't worry, you're the leading
man," Fran said as she grabbed the
top of the cannon and slid in one leg,
then the other. "The leading man
isn't afraid of something as harmless
as this, is he?"
Balthier sighed. "One day, you'll
be the death of me." He joined Fran
and slid into the cannon. The cannon shot
them out across the skies and and they
flew to the forest and landed in the inflated
mattress. Both rolled out quickly, then
looked at each other.
"Well?" Fran said. "You're
alive."
"And bringing a whole new meaning
to the term 'sky pirate.' I rather like
it."
Fran and Balthier
ran to the yield mat and faced the camera.
"We shan't yield," Balthier
said, then took a clue from the box. "Walk
the seasons spring to winter. Spring again
and we can enter."
"Reminds me of home," Fran
said. "Let's look around."
Fran and Balthier walked to the south
and found that at a certain point, the
trees were not white, but instead pink.
They were covered with blooming pink flowers
instead of the white twigs where they
started.
"This is, without a doubt, spring,"
Fran said.
"Back to winter then?"
Balthier asked.
"No, it says walk the seasons.
Going from spring to winter then back
to spring is hardly walking. Let's find
summer."
"I'll never question a Viera
when it comes to hidden paths and rhymes."
Balthier pointed to an area in the Spring
section where a man stood holding their
next clue. "Once we walk the seasons,
I believe he'll give us our next clue."
"I agree."
Watts
reached the whipping post again in time
to see Fratley making his final attempt
at getting across. The whip lashed out
and snagged the post firmly, so Fratley
ran at the gap and jumped off, making
sure his best leg provided the force of
his jump. He was unsteady at first, but
he regained himself as he pulled on the
whip and cleared the gap. He looked back
at Dona and smiled before gracefully walking
behind Watts and down the steps.
He finally reached the bush cutting
area, where Biran was just finishing up.
He cleared the last bush, then chopped
down the statue with as much ease as Brahne.
He ran like a truck to the final area,
where Brahne was failing at hitting the
target with her javelins.
"No no no, that horrible way
to throw," Biran said. Brahne instantly
perked up when she heard his voice. Biran
walked to the table and grabbed his own
javelin, then hoisted it above his head.
"This how a Ronso throw
spear!" He hurled the javelin directly
at the target and though it was not dead-center,
he hit the target and took his clue. "Shoopuf
lady need to hurry. Biran and Yenke want
her and hornless summoner daughter to
not be eliminated."
Brahne nodded, then grabbed a javelin
and scowled at the target. She let out
her warcry and threw the javelin at the
target. it barely knicked the corner,
but she was presented with a clue nonetheless.
"Biran is glad," Biran
said before running back toward the whipping
post.
Watts exited the haunted
forest and collected Zone, who was still
a bit shaken from an awkward conversation
with Reina. They ran together toward the
cannon travel. Watts knew better than
to say anything to Zone, who seemed to
have a lot on his mind right now.
Reina and Faris walked
into an area with green grass, green trees,
and a blue lake in the middle. They walked
in from the north and immediately noticed
Fran and Balthier walking in from the
west.
"Spring?" Reina asked Fran.
"Autumn?" Fran asked.
Reina looked to Faris for confirmation
to tell her, and Faris nodded. "Yep."
"This is spring," Fran
replied.
"Are you all working together
then?" Balthier asked as Reno and
Rude came into sight.
Reina and Faris spun around and saw
the two Turks following them. "Oh.
I- I don't-"
"Hurry!" Faris ordered
Reina. They started running toward spring
and the Turks quickly gave chase. Fran
and Balthier also chose to run toward
autumn just in case.
<Zone & Watts: Resistance
Fighters, Currently in 4th Place>
Watts and Zone landed in the fluffy
mattress, this time both in Zone's famous
fetal position.
Watts pulled Zone from the mat. "That.
Was."
"Scary," Zone said.
"Awesome."
They started to walk toward the yield
mat, when suddenly they saw Balthier and
Fran running into their wintery section.
Thinking they were racing for the yield,
Watts and Zone quickly sprinted to the
yield mat. "We choose to yield nobody."
Watts said quickly to the camera. He watched
Fran and Balthier for a split second as
they ran by without stopping at the yield
mat. "I... guess we're jumping at
shadows." He took a clue from the
box and read it out loud.
"They ran that way," Zone
said. "Calculate it. Do we go the
way they came? Or where they went?"
"It says 'spring again,' so
we should follow them. If I'm reading
this right, we just have to follow them
to the end, and that'll also
be our beginning."
"That's what I think, too,"
Zone said. The pair ran to the south and
followed Fran and Balthier to the area
of brightly colored pink trees. They saw
them approach a man in the corner, who
handed them a clue.
"That means this is spring,"
Watts said. "Now let's just figure
out how they got umm... here."
<Fran & Balthier: Sky
Pirates, Currently in 1st Place>
Balthier took the clue they were
given and read it out loud. "Make
your way on foot to the Pit Stop at the
Wind Palace. Warning: the last team to
check in may be eliminated."
<Announcer Gippal>
"Teams must travel a short distance
to the Wind Palace. The last team to check
in here, may be eliminated."
<Fran & Balthier: Sky
Pirates, Currently in 1st Place>
"That's probably it," Balthier
said. He pointed to a large building that
looked similar to the Water Palace, save
the shallow waters. The Wind Palace was
instead built on a small plateau just
beyond a small shambles of a village.
Fran and Balthier jogged to the north
and entered the large doors of the Wind
Palace. Just inside, in front of a pyramid
with a seed in a box at the top, was the
Pit Stop mat, Gippal, and an old man with
pointed ears who seemed to be asleep.
They ran to the mat and stepped on...
and waited.
Gippal finally nudged the old man.
"Huh? Wha? Oh, sorry,"
he said. "Welcome to the Wind Palace."
"Fran and Balthier," Gippal
said, "you're team number one!"
"About time I'd say," Balthier
said as he hugged Fran.
"As the winners of this leg
of the race, you win an elemental named
Sylphid."
A small, blue
djinn suddenly appeared, floating in mid-air
just over the old man's shoulders. He
wore puffy yellow pants. "You called?"
"These two are your masters
now," the old man explained to Sylphid.
"You're always giving me to
new people! Gah! The hell, man? I'm not
your slave!"
The old man waved his hand and Sylphid
disappeared. "He's always cranky
when he gets a new master. Just summon
him whenever you want."
"But not on the race,"
Gippal said with a laugh. "Feel good
to be first place?"
"Hopefully," Balthier said.
"It might make us more of a target,
but what do you expect from a leading
man?"
"Well, congrats, guys. I pegged
you for serious competitors, so it's nice
to see you rise up."
Zell finally whipped the
post, then jumped the gap and reached
the other side. Dona quickly took up the
whip and vigorously attacked the other
post. From whipping it so quickly, it
didn't take long before it got tangled
around the post. She jumped for the other
side, but missed and swung into the cliffside.
A big puff of dirt fell on her as she
whined for Barthello to help her.
Directly above
her, Biran whipped the opposing post and
leapt across the gap. He made his way
outside and joined Yenke. They read their
clue and headed off to find the cannon
travel.
<Reina & Faris: Sisters,
Currently in 2nd Place>
"I can't
run anymore," Reina huffed and wheezed
as they reentered the spring area. The
Turks were right on their heels.
"Well those two can, so run
yer ass off!" Faris urged her on.
They found the man with the clues and
grabbed theirs, then read it quickly and
started power-walking to the north.
Reno and Rude grabbed their own clue
only a moment after the girls grabbed
theirs, then read their clue and ran to
catch up.
The girls reached the doors to the
Wind Palace, when suddenly the Turks emerged
from behind them and ran in front of the
two girls. They ran full-force to the
mat and beat the girls by a couple seconds.
Gippal motioned for them to scoot over
so that Faris and Reina could join them.
"Reno and Rude," Gippal
said, "you're team number two. Faris
and Reina, you're team nu-"
"Two!?" Reno interrupted.
"No way! I thought- Oh, sorry, Gippal.
Didn't mean to interrupt, y'know? I just
forgot about that pretty boy and the sexy
bunny."
"...Okay. Faris and Reina, you're
team number three!"
"We'll take it," Reina
said. "It was a pretty tough leg,
and we raced with these two almost the
whole way! It was intense."
Zell
attacked the bushes with horrible form,
but wonderful speed and devotion. Just
ahead of him, he saw Fratley attacking
a statue. He made very precise cuts, but
the statue was only losing pieces instead
of falling over entirely. Zell chopped
through the final bush just as Fratley
knocked down the last of the statue. Zell
dropped the sword and picked up the axe,
then started chopping at his own statue.
"Dearie me, let me
help you!" Brahne said to Dona. She
reached down into the gap and helped Dona
pull herself up. "Be careful now,
sweetheart."
"I was fine," Dona sulked.
She ran down the stairs and ran to the
next section where she picked up a sword
and started chopping the bushes. "Ugh,
I hate this game."
<Biran & Yenke: Comrades,
Currently in 5th Place>
Biran and Yenke flew through the
skies from the cannon travel and crashed
down on the inflated mattress. As soon
as they hit, the mattress started squealing
and air shot through a hole in the top.
"What happened?" Biran
asked.
"When Yenke landed, Yenke pierced
hornless human air-filled thing! With
Yenke horn!" Yenke said triumphantly.
"Biran is so proud. Yenke growing
up so fast."
Biran and Yenke ran to the yield
mat and looked at the camera. "Biran
has already used his delay and cannot
use another. And Yenke never get one,
so no more delay for Ronso."
Yenke read through their clue. "Walk
seasons spring to winter. Spring again,
Ronso can enter."
The Ronso continued to stare at clue
without speaking. They replaced words
with glances at each other and scratching
their heads.
"Clue... not tell Biran where
to go?" Biran said. "That make
Biran angry! Worthless hornless clue not
even good! Biran want new clue! Yenke!
Get real clue from box! Yenke
has failed and picked a miserable clue
again!"
"Yenke thinks all clues
not tell Ronso where to go."
"That not make sense to Biran.
Biran will do what Biran always does!
Follow somebody else around and intimidate
them!"
"Yenke too!"
Zell finished off his
statue and entered the final area of the
roadblock. Fratley was already there,
lining up his shot with the javelin. Zell
headed over and found a boomerang sitting
on the table.
"All right! A boomerang! I love
these kinds of things!" He threw
the boomerang out and hit the target immediately.
"Oh, sorry Frat-Rat. Hope I didn't
throw you off."
Fratley threw the javelin and nailed
the target right in the middle.
"No, you did not," Fratley
responded.
Zell smiled, then quickly raced Fratley
for the teleporter. Both ran with their
clues in hand and tried to pass the other
in reaching the whipping poles. Zell's
headstart proved helpful as he stayed
ahead the whole way and reached the poles
just before Fratley. Both, however, had
to still wait for Brahne, who struggled
with the whip again.
"That should do it,"
Zone said as he and Watts entered spring
for a second time. They started to walk
to the man with the clues, when Zone noticed
Biran and Yenke watching them.
"What?" Watts asked them,
having caught Zone's glances behind him.
"Ronso were given defective
clue," Biran said. "Need hornless
humans to tell Biran what to do."
"Sorry, guys. It's a race and
we can't be helping other teams."
With that, Watts and Zone ran to
get their clue, then headed north for
the Wind Palace.
"Zone and Watts," Gippal
said as they reached the mat, "you're
team number four!"
"Perfect," Zone said. "We
like it here."
"Why?"
"We're flying under the radar,"
Watts explained. "Staying around
fourth or fifth keeps us relatively unnoticed.
We're not a threat, so nobody will try
to knock us out, but we're not horrible,
so nobody will use us as a safety net,
sacrificial lamb sorta thing."
"There
we are!" Brahne cheered as her whip
stuck on the pole. She took a running
start, then jumped across the gap, once
again falling short. Zell and Fratley
quickly lent a helping hand to pull her
up. After a few minutes of struggling,
she was up and on her way out.
"Garnet, dear!" Brahne
called as she teleported in. Garnet seemed
surprised to see her mother not the
absolute last.
"Good job, Mother!" Garnet
shouted. They opened the clue and read
it, then made their way to the cannon
travel center.
Zell yanked on the whip
and flung himself across the gap. He threw
the whip back to Fratley. "Good luck,
Frat-Rat!" he shouted. "Go quick
before that mean woman gets here. Knock
her out!"
"Indeed I shall," Fratley
replied.
Zell ran outside and collected Ma
before reading the clue.
"I'm so proud of you,"
Ma said.
"Thanks, Ma," Zell said.
They headed off to find the cannon travel
center as well.
Sweat rolled down the
scruffy cannon travel man's head as he
helped pack Brahne into the cannon, then
had Garnet slide on top. He closed his
eyes as he hit the button to fire them
off, then gritted his teeth when he heard
them explode out the cannon. Brahne and
Garnet fired out across the forests and
soon came down on the inflated mat. Air
exploded out the holes created by Yenke
and expanded tenfold. The mattress was
nearly obsolete as crew members jumped
on to repair the holes and fill it with
air again.
Garnet and Brahne reached the yield
mat and jumped on. "We're not yielding,"
Garnet told the camera.
"Yet,"
Brahne added.
Garnet grabbed
her clue and read it. Suddenly, the Ronso
emerged from the spring area.
"Ronso need help!" Yenke
said.
Biran backhanded
Yenke in the chest. "What Yenke mean
is, Ronso think it pathetic that hornless
summoner not know what to do."
"Hornless!" Yenke piped
in.
"What do you know about this
area?" Garnet asked Biran. "Is
there something around related to seasons?
We're in a winter wonderland here, so
maybe other seasons are around?"
"Biran just know that down that
path is very pink. Ronso not like
pink. Except on flowers."
"And cookies," Yenke added.
"Okay, so we need to start in
spring and walk back to here, then to
spring again!"
Garnet led Brahne to do just that
as they departed for spring, then continued
on to look for summer.
"Biran know shortcut,"
Biran said to Yenke. He stepped in spring,
then jumped back to winter, then back
into spring. They ran to the man with
the clue and demanded theirs, but he shook
his head 'no.'
"No!?" Biran shouted. "Yenke,
quick! Find hornless summoner and follow
her!"
"I hate
this," Dona said as she threw boomerang
after boomerang at the target. "I
wish Barthello never watched TV."
She finally threw a boomerang that barely
tapped the corner of the target. She was
handed her clue, which she ripped out
of the staff member's hand and ran off
with a final "Ugh! Finally!"
She reached the
whip point, where Fratley was struggling
to grab the other side. "Oh, gawd,
it's down to me and you?"
"You and
me," Fratley corrected. He took several
attempts at the whip, but failed to latch
on. A crew member made him give the whip
to Dona, who gave five lashes of her own.
All five failed and Fratley regained the
whip. "It seems it is all coming
down to this," Fratley noted, hoping
to worry Dona. "I look forward to
a race to the finish with thee."
"This
ain't it, Ma!" Zell said. They were
inside a large house where a giant cat
was trying to sell them overpriced merchandise.
"Umm, Mr.
Cat, please," Ma said, "where
is the cannon travel?"
"Buy some
candy, then I'll tell you," the cat
said.
"We don't
have time for this," Zell
said. He reached in his pocket, then threw
some gil on the table.
The cat looked
down at the money. "A little more,
please," he said.
"Oh my God
that's expensive candy!"
"Zelly!"
Ma yelled at him, adding a smack to the
back of his head. "Taking the Lord's
name in vain, and yelling at
an innocent kitty cat. I didn't raise
you like this!"
"But the
Frat-Rat was right behind me, and that
annoying girl Dona will finish soon enough
too! We're probably in last, and we're
here buying candy from this.. this..."
"Neko,"
the cat said. "My name is Neko."
"Zelly...."
Ma urged.
"...Okay,
Neko," Zell finally said. "I'm
sorry. Sorry for losing my temper."
Zell handed the rest of the gil to Neko.
"Thank you!"
Neko shouted. "The cannon travel
is east of here. It's really purr-etty
close!"
"Thanks,
cat," Zell said as he darted out
the door. Ma waved to Neko and grabbed
the candy they'd bought before following
her son.
Garnet and Brahne were
closely followed by Biran and Yenke as
they reached spring for the second time
(or about fifth for the Ronso) and received
their clue from the man. They ran north
to the Wind Shrine and ran in to the Pit
Stop mat. They all four stepped on at
the same time.
"Brahne
and Garnet, Biran and Yenke," Gippal
said, "you're team numbers five and
six! How does that make you feel?"
"Relieved," Garnet said.
"I was so scared that Mother had
to do an entire physical detour by herself.
I'm very proud of her for completing it."
"Aww, that's so sweet, dearie,"
Brahne said. "But never never doubt
your mother. She'll always dominate
and destroy the competition!"
Fratley's
whip finally snagged the other side and
he pulled himself across. He handed the
whip to the staff member and ran outside
to join Freya.
"We have no time to lose,"
Fratley said. "Dona is right behind
me." He read the clue to Freya, then
they took off running for the cannon travel
center.
Zell and Ma landed safely
in the Upper Lands forest and rolled out
of the inflated mattress, which was held
together by large band-aids. They ran
to the yield mat and looked at the camera.
"We do not-" Ma started.
"Wait, Ma!" Zell shouted.
"If we're not in last, we're close
to it. I think we need to yield somebody."
"Who's behind us though?"
Ma asked. "The only teams that could
be behind us are the friendly rats
and that unfriendly woman and her muscular
friend."
"But we
got lost, Ma. I know Frat-Rat can do that
whip thing, so he's probably in front.
Our only chance is," Zell started
digging through the pictures and Ma posted
their own picture under the "yielded
by" section. "Them!" Zell
held up a picture of Dona and Barthello.
"Should we do it? We still don't
know that anybody is behind us. Maybe
we should just hurry our butts up and
beat people in a foot race!"
"We should
still put this up, just in case,"
Ma said, pointing to Dona and Barthello's
picture. Suddenly, there was a loud noise
as the mattress shot out air through the
hole that opened back up and Freya and
Fratley rolled out of the mattress.
"No, no! This one!" Zell
said. He dropped the stack of pictures
after finding Freya and Fratley's picture
in the pile, then slammed it against the
yield board. "We choose to yield
Freya and the Frat-Rat!" he told
the camera. "Really sorry, guys!"
Zell shouted to Freya and Fratley, who
were still more or less disoriented by
the fall.
"What just happened?"
Freya asked Fratley. He shrugged until
both came into view of the yield board
with their pictures on it. "That
rat bastard!"
"Freya!" Fratley yelled.
"I mean, umm, that jerk?"
Fratley rushed over to the yield
mat and found the sand timer. He flipped
it over and watched the sand drain out
with Freya.
"Will
this horrible roadblock never end?"
Dona whined as she whipped over and over
at the post. Finally, the whip caught
and she jumped across, much more gracefully
than before. She ran out of the haunted
forest and joined Barthello.
"Dona, you're... dirty,"
he noted.
"And it's all your fault, too,"
she replied. "Now hurry, we're in
last and I'm not going to get
dirty without winning a million gil."
She ripped open the clue and read it to
Barthello, then the pair ran to find the
cannon travel center.
<Ma & Zell: Mother/Son,
Currently in 7th Place>
Zell and Ma walked
through the seasons until they were finally
back to winter. Freya and Fratley were
still standing at their yield sign with
about half the sand still remaining in
the timer. As they headed to spring, the
remaining to racers dropped in quite literally
and landed in the big fluffy mattress.
Zell's eyes grew wide at the sight of
yet another team behind them, and punched
the ground in frustration. He and Ma continued
through the winter to Freya and Fratley.
While passing them, Zell said, "I
didn't know they were behind us, too..."
but continued walking by when Freya and
Fratley refused to reply one way or another.
He and Ma continued on to spring to receive
their last clue.
"Yes, there's somebody
else that's tired of the vermin in
this race," Dona noted of Freya and
Fratley as they waited for their time
to end. Dona grabbed her clue from the
box and ripped it open. She and Barthello
retreated to an area away from them to
read it together. "Walk the seasons
spring to winter. Spring again and we
can enter? Barthello, figure this out.
Now."
"I... well... I'm not good with
puzzles, Dona," Barthello muttered.
"Seasons are... spring, summer-"
"I know, Barthello.
Here, look." She pointed to the nearby
woods, which were autumn colors. "That
looks like fall. It says to walk from
spring to winter, then spring a second
time. Come on, let's find spring."
Dona and Barthello headed into the
autumn section of woods to find the spring
section.
Zell and Ma ran to the
Wind Shrine and hopped on the Pit Stop
mat. Ma smiled at Gippal, but Zell instead
wore a frown.
"Ma and Zell," Gippal said,
"you're team number seven!"
"Thanks, Gippal," Zell
said.
"Why the long face?" he
asked.
"We messed up. We thought we
got lost and everybody passed us, so we
yielded the first team we saw: Freya and
the Frat-Rat. But I like those guys, Gip!
I didn't know that nasty girl
was behind us, too!"
"It's okay, Zelly," Ma
said, patting her son on the back. "They'll
make it. We're just playing a game anyway."
"Yeah, I guess you're right,"
Zell said. "But man, if
they manage to beat Dona and Barthello,
I think we can figure any chance of an
alliance with them is off..."
<Freya & Fratley: Reunited
Lovers, Currently in Last Place>
The sand finally slipped through
to the bottom of the timer and Freya and
Fratley, ready as ever, grabbed their
clue and read it through.
"Spring must be that way,"
Fratley said quickly and pointed to the
south. "Zell and Ma went that way
and never turned back, so that's where
they're supposed to end. Dona and Barthello
are going backwards. We can still make
it!"
Freya and Fratley headed south and
found where the trees were covered in
pink. They started to look for the path
that took them to summer, when in the
distance they saw Dona and Barthello walk
into spring from summer. They
all four made eye contact with one another,
then Dona and Barthello quickly spun around
and ran back to summer.
"That way," Freya ordered
Fratley as they started running for Dona
and Barthello.
Dona and Barthello were nearly at
autumn when Freya and Fratley found them
in summer, just across the pond. Freya
ran around the pond to the left and Fratley
went right. Without even asking, Dona
leapt on Barthello's back and ordered
him to run. He pounded through the autumn
forest, sometimes getting confused by
some strange owls fluttering around in
the trees, but soon found winter again
and headed through to the south. They
finally found spring from the winter area
and spotted the man with their clue. Barthello
ran to him and took the clue from the
man. Dona ripped it open and read it to
Barthello, just as Freya and Fratley entered
spring.
"Make your way on foot to the
Pit Stop at the Wind Palace warning the
last team to check in may be eliminated-
Barthello, go! There!" Dona pointed
to the north as Freya and Fratley neared
them. She and Barthello started running
north as fast as they could, and even
with Dona's running break, she still seemed
out of breath.
Freya grabbed her clue from the man's
outstretched hand and ripped it open while
she ran. "Make your way... on foot...
to the Pit Stop... at the Wind Palace..."
she read.
"Warning," Fratley continued,
reading over her shoulder. "The last
team to check in... may be eliminated."
Gippal
waited at the mat and watched as the Wind
Palace doors swung open. Barthello blasted
open the gates, then grabbed Dona's hand
to help pull her along the final stretch.
Barthello was practically dragging Dona
when suddenly Fratley leapt over his and
Dona's connecting arms and darted for
the Pit Stop mat. He reached the mat and
waved for Freya to join him. She entered
the Wind Palace and looked as if she'd
leap over them, as well, when a sudden
look of pain stopped her from jumping,
but still didn't slow her down. She smiled
and instead got some speed behind her,
then slid under their legs and tagged
the Pit Stop mat like it was baseball.
She looked to Fratley to see his face,
but he did not have a happy look on his
face. Instead, it looked more curious
as he looked back and forth between feet
and Gippal, because Dona and Barthello's
feet were on the mat as well.
"Whoa," Gippal said. "I
umm... wow. Do I have to call this? I'm
not an umpire!" He scratched his
head and surveyed the situation. "Well,
Fratley, you're definitely the first person
to arrive, but... wow."
"We were first, now boot off
these rats," Dona ordered
Gippal.
"Okay, hold on, hold on. Here's
the deal. This is an elimination
leg, so one of you two is eliminated.
I'm going to check with our camera crew
to watch the slow-mo, so you just wait
here and don't kill each other."
Gippal
returned a short time later to a bunch
of pointless shouting. Freya and Fratley
were not raising their voices, but everytime
they spoke, Dona seemed to get louder.
Barthello remained quiet the whole time.
Gippal took his place at the top of the
mat and lined up the teams with Freya
and Fratley on the right and Dona and
Barthello on the left.
"Okay, here's the result,"
Gippal said. "Fratley, you were first.
Barthello, you were second. So it all
comes down to Freya and Dona. Just so
you know, there were no penalties on this
leg, so it really all comes down to whoever's
foot landed first. And with that: Dona
and Barthello, you're team number eight!"
"Finally," Dona
exclaimed. She walked away from the mat
without another word.
"Thank you," Barthello
said to Gippal. He turned to Freya and
Fratley and shook their hands as Gippal
delivered the bad news.
"Freya and Fratley," Gippal
said, "that means you're the last
team to arrive. And I'm sorry to say you
have been eliminated from the race."
"Thank you," Fratley said
to Gippal. "And you, too," he
said to Barthello. "You were a great
rival. I wish you had a better partner."
Barthello lowered his head, then
walked to join Dona away from the mat.
"So,"
Gippal said, "regret it all? You
took a lot of physical, mental, and
emotional pain from a yield, all
for nothing."
"It was not nothing," Fratley
said. "It was the first chance I
had to be with Lady Freya again. I shall
always cherish this time."
"As will I," Freya added.
"Thank you for a wonderful chance
to reunite, Gippal. We would otherwise
be spending time getting to know each
other slowly, but this allowed us to jump-start
our relationship and remember each other
for who we are. It's almost as if we are
starting right where we left off."
"Now I only
hope we can get home without one of us
getting amnesia again," Fratley joked.
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