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Episode
5: Part 2
<Second Train Arriving>
The four teams
on the second train jumped out of the
doors and sprinted to the clue box nearby.
<Ma & Zell: Mother/Son,
Currently in 4th Place>
"Make your
way by skateboard to The Usual
Spot. Caution: U-Turn ahead!" Zell
read energetically to his mother. "Skateboards,
Ma!"
"U-Turn,
Zelly!" Ma said with a smile. "Let's
not be last!"
"Heck no."
All
teams read their clues and joined Zell
and Ma in heading outside of the train
station. They all found their skateboards
and headed out to find The Usual Spot.
Zell was first out the gates and was doing
tricks almost immediately on his board.
Ma was second. She didn't do tricks, but
she had great form.
"Ma, you
can skateboard?" Zell asked.
"Duh, Zelly,"
Ma said. "I used a lot of your toys
while you were off being a SeeD!"
"Total awesome!"
The next to leave
were Reina and Faris. Both were not great
at skateboarding, but understood the general
concept as they rode toward the city.
Then came Biran and Yenke, who acted like
dogs riding the skateboards. They put
their left hand and knee on the board,
then pushed off with their right hand
and foot. They build up a lot of speed
this way, but struggled when they needed
to do any turns.
Balthier and
Fran were about to leave first, but Balthier
held Fran back and pointed to the only
pair of skateboards left besides their
own.
"Know what
this means?" Balthier said, pointing
to Reno and Rude's skateboards.
"We're in
second to last," Fran noted.
"No. Well,
yes. But it means they can be eliminated
this round."
"We should
hurry to use our U-Turn," Fran said.
"Exactly."
Balthier and Fran pushed off and began
skateboarding decently well.
"Three,
two, one, go!" the man shouted to
Zone and Watts, who started skateboarding
their way down the incline of Market Street.
Watts again took the lead and tossed a
letter to the first person. He missed
the bird again, but Zone noticed it and
stopped to hand it a letter. They continued
down the slope and Watts handed a letter
to the next person and finally continued
on to the final bird. Zone caught up to
him and the two looked around frantically
for the last delivery. It was a woman
just beyond the railing of the bottom
of the incline. Both Zone and Watts pushed
their skateboards toward her, but then
a man cried out, "Time!" and
stopped Zone and Watts in their tracks.
"You got four out of five letters
delivered!"
"I'll get
her next time," Zone told Watts.
"I found the bird you missed. I'll
get that, too. You keep doing what you're
doing."
"Okay, thanks,"
Watts said. He high-fived Zone, then the
two began walking back to the starting
line, where, currently, Garnet and Brahne
waited on their boards.
"Three,
two, one, go!" the man shouted to
Garnet and Brahne. They started down the
hill and Brahne started screaming like
always. Garnet saw the first person and
stopped to hand her a letter, while Brahne
sped on, picking up speed as she continued
down the incline. Garnet continued on,
stopping to give her next clue to the
first bird. By this time, Brahne had reached
the bottom of the incline, only to hit
a bump and fly into the air. The letters
she was holding flew everywhere and Brahne
barely caught herself. Meanwhile, her
letters had flown high and far enough
that the bird assumed they were thrown
to it and snatched one of them up.
"Hey, stupid
bird!" Brahne shouted, shaking her
fist. "That letter is for somebody
else!"
"No no,
it's fine, Mother!" Garnet yelled
as she slid in to help her mother stand
up. "He's one of the five we give
it to."
"Time!"
the man shouted. "You got four out
of five!"
"Mother,
can you do this again? Get it to this
bird? I will take care of the other three,
then we'll look for the last person together."
"Of course
I can do it again, dearie," Brahne
responded. "After all, I meant to
do it this time. I can do it every time."
"Thank you,
Mother."
"Hit
it again, Barthello!" Dona ordered
as Barthello chased down the floating
ball.
Barthello ran
for the ball, which was getting close
to the crowd, then made a careful hit
to avoid hitting the crowd, but still
keeping the ball afloat. It didn't go
very high, though, as it floated toward
Dona. She took her stick with two hands
and hit it hard, but she hit it sideways
instead of up, so it landed on the ground
shortly after.
"Five hits,"
a man in the crowd said. He came forward
and gave them 30 munny.
Zone
and Watts started down the hill again.
Watts tossed the first man his envelope
and Zone gave the first bird its envelope.
Then, Watts tossed the second man his
letter and continued on to the final bird.
In the meantime, Zone had reached the
end with the railing and sacrificed his
skateboard, letting it continue down the
incline as he hopped over the rail to
get to the last person. He grabbed the
railing before falling and starting chanting
"Bad idea, bad idea, bad idea,"
to himself. He finally let go and landed
safely on the ground, then ran to the
woman and gave her the letter.
"Good job,
Zone!" Watts said to him. "That
took guts. I'm... surprised you did it."
"Same here,"
Zone said.
"But sorry,
I couldn't get it to that last bird in
time. You'll have to do that again."
"What!?"
"Time!"
the man said. "You got all five out
of five. Continue on to Poster Duty!"
"Just kidding,"
Watts said. He elbowed Zone in the ribs.
"Jerk,"
Zone muttered.
They walked to
the next area and saw a huge market. A
trolley circled the large, almost-empty
market at a very slow rate. All around
the market were squares on the walls marked
with a strange symbol, where teams were
allowed to place a poster. Zone and Watts
were each handed a basket of posters.
"Twenty
posters in under a minute, but only where
you see the symbols," the man told
them. "Ready... Three, two, one,
go!"
"You go
that way, I'll go this way," Watts
shouted quickly. He and Zone were definitely
taken off-guard by the sudden start of
the next task.
"Put the
posters on your skateboard and push it,"
Zone suggested.
"You do
that, I'll do something else." Watts
started skateboarding to the left, while
Zone took the right. Zone's basket sat
on his skateboard as he pushed it along
the outer perimeter of the market. He
found a section where three posters were
allowed and quickly started slapping them
up on the walls. Each of the symbols was
apparently made out of a sticky substance,
so sticking the poster against it instantly
held the poster up.
Dona
ran for the ball once again and poked
it with her stick before it hit the ground.
Their tactic seemed to generally be "Barthello
hits it a lot, Dona gets a final hit in
before it lands." It seemed to work
for them.
"Five hits
again," the man said. He handed them
another 30 munny.
<Ma & Zell: Mother/Son,
Currently in 4th Place>
Ma and Zell finally
reached The Usual Spot and grabbed their
clue from the clue box. Zell ripped it
open and read it to Ma. "Detour:
Stand or Deliver."
"Both sound
fun, but we're skaters," Ma said
with a smile. "Let's do Deliver."
"You're
the coolest, Ma," Zell said. They
made their way out of The Usual Spot and
headed for the 'Deliver' detour.
<Biran & Yenke: Comrades,
Currently in 5th Place>
Biran and Yenke
continued to skateboard like dogs, but
wound up getting to the clue box just
after Zell and Ma because of their powerful
Ronso arms and legs. Biran stood up and
grabbed the clue. "Detour: Stand
or Deliver."
"Yenke like
to hit things!" Yenke said.
"Biran
like to hit things!" Biran said.
"Ronso smash!"
the Ronso said together with a high-five.
They headed out of The Usual Spot in search
of the 'Stand' detour.
<Fran & Balthier: Sky
Pirates, Currently in 6th Place>
Fran and Balthier
barely passed Reina and Faris and reached
The Usual Spot first. Fran grabbed a clue
from the clue box. "Detour: Stand
or Deliver."
"I think
we're good enough on skateboards,"
Balthier said. "Besides, Stand sounds
dreadfully boring."
"Agreed."
They left The
Usual Spot just as Reina and Faris were
entering, then headed for the 'Deliver'
detour.
<Reina & Faris: Sisters,
Currently in 7th Place>
Reina grabbed
a clue from the box. "Detour: Stand
or Deliver?"
"We be no
good on these wheelin' boards," Faris
said. "Methinks 'Stand' be better."
"Okay!"
Watts
found a section of wall needing three
posters and slapped one up, then, suddenly,
the man's voice stopped him from putting
up another poster.
"That's
it!" the man said. Watts and Zone
headed back to the start, where the man
handed them 150 munny.
"Oh, we
did it?" Watts said. "I thought
we ran out of time."
"Me too!"
Zone added. He took the 150 munny and
they hopped on their skateboards and headed
for the Sandlot. It was only a short distance
away, so they reached it relatively quickly.
The Sandlot was a fairly open section
of the town with a large stage in the
middle. A man in a black trenchcoat stood
in the middle holding a stick with a blue
foam pad on it. At the stairs leading
up to the stage was a young boy wearing
camouflage pants, a black sleeveless shirt,
and a grey vest. His hair was short, spikey,
and blonde.
"I'm betting
on him," Watts said. "Or at
least somebody near the stage, which very
well might be our roadblock.
Zone and Watts
approached the stage and the boy sitting
on the steps.
"Excuse
us," Watts said. "We're looking
for Hayner."
"Found him,"
the boy responded.
"Great!
We have some munny for you," Zone
said. He handed Hayner the munny.
"Awesome,
thanks. I have a clue for you," Hayner
said. "But you don't get it until
you check in here." Hayner gestured
to a signboard next to him, which was
labeled "U-Turn." It was like
the Yield board, only said U-Turn on it.
<Announcer Gippal>
"This is
the third of six delay points on the race.
A U-Turn appears at the end of the detour.
Teams can use the power of a U-Turn to
slow down another team, forcing them to
backtrack and perform the other side of
the detour. Teams may only use their delay
point once, so they must decide when it
is most advantageous to use it."
<Zone & Watts: Resistance
Fighters, Currently in 1st Place>
Zone and Watts
stood on the U-Turn mat and faced the
camera. "We choose not to U-Turn."
"A couple
of nice guys, eh?" Hayner said as
Zone and Watts returned to him. He handed
them their next clue, which Zone quickly
tore open.
"Roadblock:
Who's struggling to win?"
"This has
you written all over it," Watts said.
"You crazy?
With my stomach all like this?" He
started hunching over.
"That's
exactly it," Watts said. "You're
struggling to do much of anything. This
one is all yours."
Zone hesitated
and finally said, "Fine. I'll do
it."
<Announcer Gippal>
"A roadblock
is a task that only one team member may
perform. In this roadblock, that team
member must participate in a local event
known as 'The Struggle.' In this competition,
players wield foam bats and attack each
other and try to knock a bunch of balls
off each other. The balls have been stuck
on by velcro and after one minute of play,
whoever has collected the most balls wins.
In this roadblock, the chosen team member
will go against the local champion: Setzer,
who originally hails from the Fantasy
6 verse and has helped out on our
show before. Instead of normal competition,
the team member will only have to collect
twenty of the one-hundred balls on Setzer
at the end of one minute. Setzer will
not be defenseless, however. He will knock
them back, dodge their attacks, and even
try to get the balls that have fallen
back. The round is not over until the
one minute is up, so even should teams
grab twenty balls, they must keep them
for the entire minute in order to win."
"You're
kidding," Zone said as he was handed
a foam bat, given a velcro vest, and pushed
onto the stage. He saw Setzer across the
way, covered in red balls. He slowly put
on his velcro vest and held his foam bat.
He started crouching down and holding
his stomach as Setzer stood over him.
"You can
do it!" Watts shouted from a crowd
of people.
Zone got to his
feet as the fight was counted off by the
crowd. "Three, two, one, Struggle!"
Setzer stood
in place while Zone approached him slowly.
He tried his best to hold back stomach
cramps while pursuing his opponent. As
he finally got the courage to approach
him, he was met with a thwack of
blue padding across the side of his face.
The crowd all gave a collaborative "oooooh"
in response. Zone shook it off and looked
his opponent over. It wasn't too painful.
For Zone, the real pain was the fear of
wondering how much it would hurt to be
hit with one of the padded sticks. With
the fear gone, Zone rose to his feet,
standing tall, proud, and ready. He rushed
Setzer, this time ducking his first attack
and swatting away at Setzer's midsection
with a two-hit combo. Several red balls
flew out, which Zone began collecting.
He grabbed ten balls and stuck them to
himself: six on his stomach, two on his
back, and one under each arm.
He started his
next attack. He rushed Setzer and again
ducked his first shot, but was unaware
of a follow-up shot that Setzer took,
hitting Zone in the shoulder and knocking
him off his feet. Several of the balls
rolled away from the collision with the
ground, but since Zone had immediately
hit his familiar fetal position, the six
on his stomach remained.
Zone continued
the fight, but he made little progress.
After one minute, he was left holding
only eight red balls.
"It's cool,
Zone," Watts said on the sidelines.
"You'll wear him down. Once they
get set up again, just go all out!"
"I know
what to do," Zone said sternly. "Don't
worry."
Ma
and Zell reached the top of the incline
for the 'Deliver' detour and waited for
the cue that Garnet and Brahne, who had
failed once again, were clear of the area.
They grabbed their letters and positioned
themselves as the man counted them down.
"Three, two, one, go!" he shouted,
and Ma and Zell flew down the incline.
Zell was faster than ever, but horribly
inaccurate as he tossed the letters to
the people and birds. The birds made up
for the inaccuracy and still grabbed the
letters, but the people did not, so Ma
was left delivering to those Zell failed
to reach. Once Zell reached the railing,
he immediately hopped his board onto it
and started grinding down it. At the end,
he jumped up and tossed a letter to a
high-flying bird, then landed back on
his bird and circled over to the last
person. He had enough time to stop and
personally hand her the letter.
"Time!"
the man shouted. "You've delivered
all five!"
"Good job,
Zelly!" Ma shouted as she finally
was making her way down the last bit of
slope. "You missed two back there,
but ol' Ma Dincht's got your back!"
"Heck yeah,
Ma! You're the best!"
Zell and Ma raced
off to Market Street to begin putting
up the twenty posters while Garnet and
Brahne retried the Mail Delivery.
"That
was seven!" the man said
as he handed Dona and Barthello another
30 munny.
"Oh please,
this is it!?" Dona said.
"We did more than last time,
we should get more munny."
"Sorry,
that's the going rate," the main
said.
"How much
do we have, Barthello?" Dona asked.
"We have
130 munny," he replied. "Only
20 more."
"I am so
sick of doing this."
"It
Ronso time!" Biran and Yenke shouted
as they entered the Grandstander area.
A second crowd gathered around another
ball with its own air pump, so they did
not need to wait for Dona and Barthello.
They jumped right in and grabbed their
sticks.
"This weapon
not fit for Ronso!" Biran shouted
at the stick.
"Not at
all," Yenke chimed in.
The ball lifted
into the air and Biran immediately hit
the ball at Yenke. Yenke responded by
hitting it right back at Biran. Things
continued to go back and forth for quite
a while until it finally came at Yenke,
who swung and accidentally spiked it straight
into the ground.
"Thanks
lot!" Biran shouted at him.
"You two
hit it twenty-three times!" the man
told them. He handed them 50 munny.
"Ronso rich!"
Yenke said, pocketing the money.
The Ronso waited
(impatiently) for the air pump to prepare
the next ball.
Balthier
and Fran made their way to the top of
the Mail Delivery hill and waited for
their countdown. "Three, two, one,
go!" They began skateboarding down
the hill. Fran was on the left and handed
the letter to the person on the left.
Balthier rode on the right and had to
slow down a bit to give the letter to
the bird, since he failed to immediately
see the small tag dangling from the bird's
leg. Further down the path, Balthier handed
a letter to the man on his right before
going the rest of the way down the slope
with Fran and circling the rail to give
the letter to the last girl.
"That's
only four," Balthier said. He and
Fran looked around for the last person
and finally found a bird floating in the
sky just as they heard the word "Time!"
"Bah,"
Balthier muttered. "Next time."
Reina
and Faris reached the Grandstander area
and gathered up a third crowd around a
third air pump. They picked up their sticks
and prepared themselves. The ball lifted
off and Reina hit a poorly-aimed ball
toward Faris, who had to dive for the
first shot. She missed completely and
the ball landed.
"Uh oh,"
Reina said. "Maybe we should switch
detours?"
"Nice try,"
a man said as he gave the girls 10 munny.
"I think
we be okay," Faris said. "We
c'n only mess this up fifteen times b'fore
they just give us the clue."
"Okay,"
Reina said. "I'll get better, too!"
<Third Train Arriving>
Reno and Rude
jumped off the train and grabbed the clue
in the station. "Make your way by
skateboard to The Usual Spot. Caution:
U-Turn ahead," Rude read.
"Uh oh.
Prepare for a U-Turn, dude," Reno
said.
"Yes,"
Rude replied as they ran outside to get
the skateboards. Both immediately took
off skateboarding for The Usual Spot.
Zone
squared off with Setzer again. He quickly
rushed in and dodged an attack, then let
loose on Setzer, attacking several times.
Instead of aiming for Setzer, he aimed
for the balls velcroed to his coat, which
flew off in several directions. Upon seeing
his plan of attack, Setzer swiped at him
with his padded bat and knocked Zone away.
Zone, however, had landed in a pile of
red balls and began grabbing them as fast
as he could. Setzer ran toward him to
pick up the red balls that were closest
to him and reattached them to his coat.
Zone began counting out loud as he grabbed
the balls. "Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
seventeen. Three more."
Setzer tried
to attack Zone as he lay on the ground,
but Zone blocked it and countered with
an attack on Setzer's leg, throwing him
off balance. Zone got to his feet and
raced toward another set of balls, then
pounced on them, making sure to snag at
least three. He gathered them all up on
his stomach and chest, then retreated
into a corner with Setzer in pursuit.
Just as Setzer was bearing down on him,
he slid to his feet and assumed his fetal
position around the balls he'd collected.
Setzer hit him a couple times, once even
sending him sliding across the stage,
but he remained still. Finally, the buzzer
ended the fight and the announcer entered
the arena. He began counting the balls
Zone had collected and threw them back
to Setzer in the process. "Seventeen,
eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one-
y'know what? He got more than twenty!
Here's your clue, buddy. Good job."
"Thanks,"
Zone said. He held his arm in the air
victoriously as Watts joined him on the
stage. Just then, Zone looked out onto
the cheering crowd and suddenly realized
how many people were watching him. "...uh
oh."
"Oh forget
about them," Watts said. "You
kicked some ass. Good job!"
"Th-th-thanks,"
Zone said. "Can we read this off
the stage?"
"Yes. Yes
we can." Watts led Zone off the stage
and ripped open the clue. "Make your
way on foot to the Pit Stop at the mansion
outside of town. Warning: the last team
to check in may be eliminated."
<Announcer Gippal>
"Teams must
now find the mansion outside of town through
a large crack in the wall in Station Heights,
the area with the posters. The last team
to check in here, may be eliminated."
<Zone & Watts: Resistance
Fighters, Currently in 1st Place>
"Let's go,"
Watts said. "I think we might've
blown our cover to float under the radar."
"Stop making
me nervous!" Zone yelled at him.
"And you should ask for directions.
I feel kinda woozy after getting hit so
many times with that bat."
"Good idea,"
Watts said.
Brahne
sped down the hill and tossed a handful
of letters into the air for the bird.
She got back on her feet and watched Garnet
make her way down after giving the three
people on the original path their letters.
"She won't make it!" Brahne
shouted nervously as she hopped on her
board and gave one big push in the direction
of the last woman. Just as Brahne began
barreling toward the final woman, Garnet
rounded the corner with her letter for
the last woman in hand and gave it to
the woman.
"Thank y-
Look out!" the woman shouted to Garnet,
who turned just in time to see Brahne
only inches away from collision. Brahne
slammed into Garnet, who then bashed into
the woman and knocked her down with Brahne
falling off her skateboard and landing
next to them. As the three women lay on
the floor, the announcer yelled, "Time!
You delivered all five! Continue on to
Poster Duty!"
"Thank you...
for trying to help... Mother," Garnet
said as she slowly rose to her feet. She
helped the woman up, then attempted to
help Brahne to her feet, but Brahne needed
much more help than that.
"Perhaps
I'll just lay here a bit, dearie,"
Brahne said.
"Okay. But
hurry, please," Garnet added.
Barthello
hit the ball high into the air before
Dona finally pushed him aside and kicked
the ball into a wall.
"That's
enough of this," Dona said.
"Six hits!"
the man said as he handed Dona 30 munny.
"We're done.
Stop fooling around, Barthello."
"Sorry,
Dona," Barthello said. "I just...
I lost count."
"Of course
you did."
Dona led Barthello
toward the Sandlot. Barthello muttered
under his breath before following, "It's
hard to keep track when you're doing all
the work."
"I'm going
to pretend I didn't hear that,"
Dona barked without looking back at her
partner.
They reached
the Sandlot and handed the 150 to Hayner,
who pointed them to the U-Turn beside
them.
"Excellent,"
Dona said, walking up to the U-Turn. She
paused a moment to think, then started
digging through the cards to find somebody
to U-Turn.
"We choose
not to U-Turn," Barthello said suddenly
to the camera.
"Excuse
me?" Dona said, stuffing the
pictures back in the box angrily.
"There is
no advantage, Dona," Barthello explained.
"We should save it until it becomes
more useful. Right now, if we U-Turn somebody
who is almost done, they could catch up
and nothing will have happened."
Dona paused for
a moment, then finally nodded. "Fine,
Barthello. You know, you're actually kind
of cute when you get defensive and bossy."
Barthello gulped.
"R-really?"
"No, Barthello.
Just open the clue," Dona said with
a smile. She pointed at the clue Hayner
offered them.
Barthello grabbed
the clue and opened it. "Roadblock:
Who's struggling to win?"
"You'd knock
this one out of the park," Dona said.
"Do it."
"You should,"
Barthello replied. "We know we are
ahead. I think if you did it-"
"Fine, fine!"
Dona shouted, cutting Barthello off. "If
it'll make you stop explaining basic
strategy to me, then I'll do it."
"Thank you,
Dona," Barthello said.
<Reno & Rude: Partners,
Currently in Last Place>
Reno and Rude
reached The Usual Spot and grabbed their
clue. "Detour: Stand or Deliver,"
Rude read.
"We're gonna
do both, I can feel it," Reno said.
"Let's do 'Stand' first."
Rude nodded and
they quickly ran to find the 'Stand' detour.
Zell
jumped at a wall and, with a poster in
each hand, slapped two posters up at the
same time.
"That's
it!" the man shouted to Zell and
Ma, who chose to do this task side by
side with Zell getting the hard to reach
posters up and Ma doing the easy ones
that he missed. He handed Ma the 150 munny.
"Thanks,
buddy!" Zell said. He offered a handshake,
but the man turned away when he saw Garnet
and Brahne entering the area for Poster
Duty.
Zell and Ma headed
for the Sandlot as Garnet and Brahne took
their places in Station Heights. Both
put their baskets on their skateboards
immediately.
Zone
and Watts found the crack in the wall
and ran through a small forest area before
coming to the large mansion gates, where
Gippal stood next to a young, blonde girl
in a white dress. Zone and Watts trotted
up to the mat and jumped on.
"Welcome
to Twilight Town," the girl, Namine,
said.
"Thank you,"
they both said.
"Zone and
Watts," Gippal said, "you're
team number one!"
"All thanks
to this man," Watts said, patting
Zone on the back. He quickly batted his
arm away.
"As the
winners of this leg, you've both won a
sack of marbles," Gippal explained,
handing them a small, colorful sack with
colored, transparent marbles. "We're
also giving you an entire 'Struggle' trophy,
but right now we only have the marbles.
Some punk kids went and broke all these
little balls or marbles or whatever off
of the trophy, so it's all we have left.
Sorry."
"It's cool,"
Zone said. "I might've done the same
anyway. I'm a pro marbles player."
"So what
of your 'middle of the pack' strategy?"
Gippal asked.
"Right out
the window, Gippal," Watts said.
"We have a huge target on our backs
now."
"Well, good
luck to both of you."
"Thank you,
Gippal," they both said. |
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