Episode 11: Part 3

<Auron: Himself, Currently in Last Place>
     Auron took the final clue from the clue box. "Make your way to the big yellow joint," he read. "I can still win this. There's no time to waste!"
     Auron kicked off his old shoes and put on a pair of bright-red shoes. He pumped them up using the pump on the tongue of the shoes, then raced for the big yellow joint. It was so far away and all the other pussy loser teams were being all dumb as they raced for the big yellow joint. Auron was 2000 miles away, but he just kept chanting to himself, "Gotta go faster. Faster! Faster faster faster!" He raced to the edge of the pier and out onto the water, where most people would have splashed down into the water, but instead, Auron raced across the water like a speedy Jesus.
     It wasn't long before he could see the final destination: the banana stand. He ran onto the pier and raced right past the banana stand to go through several loopty-loops and collect 70 rings before turning back for the Finish Line. A sign spun around when he crossed the line and the previous image on the sign turned into a cartoon Auron giving a thumbs-up. All the other stupid racers died of stupid.
     "Auron," Gippal said, before exploding into ten sexy women. "You WON!"
     "Of course I did," Auron said. "Now let's dance!"
     Auron danced with the ten sexy women and took his one million gil. And then, since he had 70 rings, he also went into a bonus round and earned a Chaos Emerald. TEN Chaos Emeralds, in fact. He was now Gold-Auron.

The End