Well, one good thing about yesterday is today cannot be that bad in comparison. I now have Tifa mad at me which could be a problem if she takes away my Seventh Heaven Discount Card, and hopefully Rufus doesn't sue me for putting him in the hospital.
     Sephiroth! I found something awesome in the basement.
     I finally decided to get out of the cement hole and fill it up. I don't know much about a repairing a ten foot deep hole, but that doesn't matter. I'll just run down to Rocket Town and pick up a couple thousand bags of cement mix and start filling. It means me going through Mt. Nibel, but the monsters don't really bother me.
     Sephiroth! I found something big. I need help moving it.
     I left Mother to her new discovery and headed to Rocket Town. As I figured, the monsters all just quivered in fear as I passed, and I was there in no time. I stopped in at "Cid's Hardwhere? Shop" and picked up several bags of cement mix and rented a car so I wouldn't have to carry the bags home. It was a pretty boring trip. I pulled into my driveway that I didn't know I had, and started mixing cement. Then I saw quite possibly the weirdest thing in a long time. Standing at the top of my staircase was Vincent Valentine...standing with Mother.
     Hey Sephy! I told you I found something awesome! He was downstairs in a really heavy box! Looks like we have a new friend to replace Rufie!
     "You know," Vincent said sleepily, "I did have a 'do not open' message on the top of my coffin."
     "Sorry," I replied, "Mother can't read. Well, she doesn't like to anyway. I'm actually fairly sure she can read, she just refuses."
     "Yeah, right. Wait!" Vincent yelled upholstering his gun, "You're Sephiroth! You'd better give me one good reason not to shoot you!"
     He doesn't have one. Shoot him.
     "Mother, shut up. No Vince, don't shoot me. Everybody's over that whole 'I tried to take over the world' thing. In fact, people that were dead are back alive, and nobody really gives a damn about Shin-Ra."
     "Oh, okay. That's good enough for me. So wait, everybody's alive again? Even Hojo?"
     "Yeah, even that bastard Hojo."
     "Cool!"
     "Why cool?"
     "That means I get to kill him again. Oh, and hey, that means that Lucrecia is alive too. That means I need to get going."
     "Wait, why such the hurry to...find...my...real mother. Aww, come on man! Gross."
     Huh? Real what? I'm sorry, I dozed off. Who's your real mother Sephy? I thought I was. Does this mean I'm actually your father?
     "Oh come on Seph. I'm sure you want to find your mother too. Come with me."
     "No, I couldn't. I couldn't leave Mother alone, and the only other option is to take her wi-"
ROAD TRIP! I'll get my things. Hooray! We're going on a road trip, we're going on a road trip. Tiffany's coming too of course. I'll put her in her travel case.
     Well talk about a crappy turn of events. Now I've got to go on my first ever trip away from the house with Mother, not counting when I took small parts of her around the world. This could be scary. Oh well, doesn't bother me as long as I'm driving.
     Hey, and what timing! Sephy rented us a car. I'm driving, right Sephy?