I loaded up the station wagon that I'd rented from Rocket Town and got into the driver's seat. I made sure that Mother would have no chance of getting to the driver's seat by wrapping her up in seatbelts in the back seat next to a nifty little invention of Mother's, the fish seat. The fish seat was one of those baby seats with the seat part torn out and a very large fishbowl put in its place. It was basically a fishbowl with a seatbelt attachment. Mother was in the backseat laughing with Tiffany for curious reasons.
     Ahem, Sephy? Could you get my hairdryer? I left it in the bathroom.
     "No, Mother," I replied, catching on quickly to what she wanted me to do, "I'm not going to get your hairdryer just so you can see me walk into the house and forget about the hole I haven't filled up yet. You'll get enough enjoyment out of that hole when we get back and I forget about it again."
     Rats...Vincent! Could you go get my hairdryer?
     "Mother! You don't have any hair! Not even Vincent's stupid enough to fall for that."
     He might have hurt me for that comment, but he was asleep, lying across the middle row of seats in the station wagon. Mother was sulking in the back seats as I drove off toward our first pit-stop which I decided would be Cosmo Canyon.
     Stupid effin' road trip. I'm gonna miss Sonic the Hedgehog. I didn't even set a tape for it... and Sonic... he's got an attitude. H-he's the fastest thing alive.
     It was too bad Vincent was asleep. I had no idea where I was going. I was just hoping not to run into anymore people that wanted to make an appearance in my little story here. I was wrong there. I started turning a corner in the always sunny Cosmo Canyon when the sunlight hit my eyes and I couldn't see at all, so with my stunningly good logic, I decided it best if I just go faster. Thunk! Well great, I've just hit the next cameo appearance. Aeris went flying over the car and landed behind us with a disgusting thud. I wasn't even going to stop, but Mother made me.
     SEPHY! You hit an effing dog! Turn around, quick! Thems good eatin'!
     Mother unbuckled herself like I figured she could all along, and we both got out to examine the collapsed Aeris.
     Oh my goodness! Sephy! That's no dog! That's a woman! Thems better than dogs! Get my fork! Wait a minute. Didn't you already kill that girl Sephy? And you killed her again!? This is bad. Quick, grab her feet. Let's throw her into the ocean. Then, nobody has to know.
     "Mother, no more horror movies for you. Besides, look at her chest."
     Yeah, pretty small.
     "No, Mother. She's still breathing I mean. See?"
     I knew it! She's not dead! Run!