After waking Vincent, we all abandoned the car and began on foot toward Gongaga. I carried the majority of the bags, Vincent called Cid to report the car, Mother carried her two fishbowls, and Aeris carried her umbrella. Then something very odd happened. Something that hadn't happened to me in a long time. Something that once a whole lot of suspense was built up it turned out to not be that odd. We got attacked by a shitload of frogs. Vincent got bored and went to the sidelines to watch, claiming four people can't fight at once, so now I was engaged in battle with Aeris wielding an umbrella, and Mother.
     Sephy! We're in trouble now. There has to be like fifty of those bastard frogs.
     I only counted six, but Mother got so freaked out that she unsheathed and took my masamune for herself to use. I went to grab my sword from her before she hurt anyone but she suddenly began to grow. In fact, everything began to grow.
     Sephy! You're a frog! Well, even though you were once my son, I'm going frog stomping, so I'm starting with you!... Hey! Now I'm a frog! I guess I need to kill myself now.
     "Don't worry," Aeris assured me, "I'll save you two. Breath of the Earth!"
     Mother and I returned to our normal forms, but I noticed that each of us had a frog looking at him, and they were readying themselves to sing.
     "Frog Son-" Splat! Each of the frogs' heads exploded at the same second. Vincent came out from the bush behind the headless frogs.
     "Hey guys," Vincent said proud of himself, "I looked in the rules for a random fight, and the rules said that only a maximum of three people are allowed to fight, but the rules also say that since Sephiroth is a villain, he must fight alone, so the true party was Aeris, Jenova, and I, and I got them into a side attack."
     "Uhh, okay, thanks Vince," I said confusedly, "but what confuses me is how you hit six frogs at once."
     "Oh, I kept my Slash-All Materia."
     "No, that still doesn't make sense. You shot them all at once...with a gun. And you hit them in the head. How?"
     "Oh that, well...I...uhh.... Jenova is making frog-ka-bobs with your masamune!"
     "Ahh, Mother! Give me my sword back and get those frogs off of it!"
     Uhh, it was Tiffany's idea. She made me do it. Besides, Aeris took a pair of your undershorts!
     "Jenova!" Aeris quickly joined the conversation. "You said you wouldn't tell!"
     "Undershorts?" Vincent said holstering his gun. "What kind of word is that?"
     She took undershorts from you too Vincey!
     "Jenova!" Aeris yelled.
     "Aeris!" Vincent and I yelled in unison.
     Tiffany!