Tifa is one crazy driver. She didn't want to hit any of the monsters, so she swerved often. I think I have whiplash. Still, her car was extremely fast, so we reached Coral in no time. Tifa and I got out of the car and headed directly to the skyway thing. The man behind the counter wasn't paying attention, so Tifa and I just snuck on and rode toward the Gold Saucer. I was bored. I needed conversation.
     "Hey, Tifa," I said, "have you ever, uhh, have you ever been to the Gold Saucer?"
     I knew she had. It was all I could think of. Still, I awaited her answer. She spun around from the window she was looking out of, and pointed directly toward her chest. Wait, no, she was pointing at her 'I love the Gold Saucer' shirt. I read her shirt slowly. Very slowly. Then she spun back around and looked out the window again. I looked as well. We were starting to pass over the Gold Saucer and were nearing the station when suddenly, the cables holding up our skyway thingy snapped and we went plunging down toward one of the buildings in the Gold Saucer. I was hoping we would break through the roof of the first saucer shaped room and it would be all over, but it didn't happen that way. Instead, we hit the roof hard, while upside-down. Tifa and I hit the roof and became slightly disoriented for the next couple of moments. Then I decided to open the door so we could escape, but when I finally pulled the door open, the skyway began to slide off the roof. It's so lucky I can fly. I grabbed Tifa around the waist and flew out the open door. The skyway fell onto the tracks of the Speed Square ride, broke through them, and continued to fall until it was out of sight. I just saved Tifa's life. I flew back to the roof top and we found a small hole in the roof that we could fit through. We climbed into the Blackjack Square, where five or six security guards helped us down while constantly praising my heroic efforts. Tifa acted like she was fine, but when she tried to walk, she found that her legs were too weak to support her. The security guards left to find out how the cables snapped while I walked Tifa over to the nearest blackjack table and we each bought five hundred gil worth of playing chips.
     We each put in the minimum bet of fifteen and received our cards. The dealer had a ten showing. Tifa had a queen and a nine, and I had a two and another two. Tifa dared me to split, so I did. It was things like this that made me lose lots of my money. Tifa kept winning, and I kept losing. Then a security guard came up to us.
     "Excuse me," he said while tapping Tifa on the shoulder, "can I see some identification?"
     If memory serves me right, Tifa was still only twenty; a year from the legal drinking or gambling age. Tifa's face became extremely red. Before she could pull out her I.D. I pointed across the room.
     "What is that?" I asked him.
     "Oh, that," he responded. "That is the thing responsible for the broken cables. Come to think of it, it's also the thing responsible for the fire in the Event Square. They're taking it to the Gold Saucer prison."
     Is anybody surprised that there were two security guards dragging Mother across the square? I'm not.
     It was Tiffany! She did it, not me! Ask Sephy, over there. He's the one with the underage girl. He's the one that made me, I mean Tiffany, do it!
     Now Mother, Tifa, and myself were all being escorted to Gold Saucer prison. We sat in the room with the couch and I asked Mother the all important question. What happened? And Mother told her story...