It all started 2,000 years ago when I was born on the planet Krypton. I-
     "Mother, I wanted to know how you got here, not how you were born."
     Oh, well, these two guards dragged me down here.
     "Fine. I don't care anymore if you aren't going to be serious."
     Okay, okay. It all started with you diving out of the motor boat.
     "Motor home."
     Right, the house boat.
     "I'm warning you Mother..."
     Fine Fine. Motor house. Anyway, you jumped out and nobody noticed. We kept driving because I accidentally glued down the gas pedal. I thought this was the Good Ol' Boys' motor house....Whoopsie. I stayed with Aeris, Tiffany, and Jimbo, while Vincy drove the motor house until it ran out of gas. Well, it turned out that Vincy drove the motor house over this mountain and into this lake. We all got out, and Vincy swam to the bottom and brought back mud. He could make it all the way because he has gills you see-
     "I knew you were getting at that. That wasn't Vincent, that was Waterworld. Continue with the real story."
     Oh yeah. Anyway, we found Leukemia's cave and-
     "Lucrecia."
     Uhh, yeah. That sounds right. So then we went under the waterfall and went to talk to Leukemia. As it turns out, there's an entire city under the waterfall. Leukemia is one of the doctors there. She's not very smart, but Vincy said she was looking supa' sexy-
     "That doesn't sound like something Vincent would say..."
     Well, uhh, he actually never saw her. I lied. He jumped out of the motor house before it landed in the ocean-
     "Lake."
     Yeah, lake. And then he left. Said something about how he didn't want to see Leukemia until he got a haircut and some nicer clothes. So then the party was me, Aeris, Tiffany, and Jimbo. So we went into the city behind the waterfall, and let me tell you, it was great. The air was clean, the lakes were clean. Bowling scores were way up, mini-golf scores were way down-
     "Okay, I'm gonna stop you again. That's Bill & Ted. Please stop referring to movies, Mother."
     Well, they did have Skeeball... You know who likes to play Skeeball?
     "Mother, you make any reference to Dogma and I'm going to stop listening to you."
     Never mind then, it's not important. I found Leukemia, but Aeris had left. Something about Chip & Dale's... So I challenged Leukemia to a duel to find out who is the better mother. We each set a fire and had to find each other's fires. Well, neither of us could find the fires until they grew so large that the fires combined, and the entire city was on fire. Well, now there was only one way to find out who was the better mother. We decided to race to the Gold Saucer. Well, I-
     "Why do you start everything with well?"
     Can I finish? Well, I got a head start, and I knew that she might catch up, but if she's related to you in any way, she'd fall for the trap door trick.
     "Are you saying my other mother is stuck in a hole in a burning city?"
     Y-yes.
     "Mother... you know what? Is this story almost over?"
     No, not even close.
     "Well, then let's take a break. Would you like to save your progress?" I thought that was wicked funny. Mother didn't get it. Well, I was-
     Why do you start everything with well?