We finally made it to the Battle Square and started to walk up the staircase to the arena. Mother dropped her pieces of dismembered chocobos somewhere in the path between the Chocobo Square and the Battle Square, and was sulking. I thought she dropped them intentionally, but apparently she hadn't. Now she was struggling carrying her two fish bowls; one with Tiffany, and one with the deceased Jimbo. Don't ask how something with no arms fumbles with carrying things, it's complicated. When we were about half way up the staircase, a small girl wearing a large blue shirt and something else underneath ran past us.
     "That was Yuffie!" Aeris yelled, releasing my arm, hopping over Mother, and chasing her. A couple of security guards also ran past us after the not so sneaky ninja. Tifa gave me the 'I guess we should go too' look, and released my arm. We both jumped over Mother at the same time, but as we did, Mother jumped up at the right angle so that I lost my balance and went tumbling down the large staircase. I hit the bottom, no bones broken, but slightly disoriented. Instead of being met by a concerned Tifa or a worried Mother, I was hit by a slinky.
     Hey! That one went good. Hit Sephy right smack in the head.
     "Yeah, it was a good one," Tifa seemed to be enjoying this.
     I got up and jogged along side Tifa and Mother (they came down after the slinky) and went after Aeris, or Yuffie, or whatever we were supposed to be chasing. Anytime I rubbed my head, Mother pointed at Tiffany. We chased them all the way through the Saucer, and ended up running into them-
     Crash!
     "Non-literal, Mother." Anyway, we ran into them in the Round Square. Aeris had cornered Yuffie in the weird house ride, and Tifa and I went in to see what was happening. Then, the house began to move, and Mother jumped on. She had apparently paid for us to tour the Saucer, leaving me stuck alone with three women...and Mother. That about levels out the fun verses the not fun.
     "Okay Yuffie," Aeris yelled. "Give me back my stuff or else!"
     "Stuff?" I asked.
     Do you need a flashback Sephy? She said at the beginning of our quest to find your worser mother that Fluffy-
     "Yuffie."
     Yeah, whatever. That Yuffie took something of hers.
     "So what is it that she took?" Tifa asked.
     Aeris looked down at the floor and twisted her foot on the ground. I knew what it was...
     "It was something out of your collection of men's boxers, wasn't it?" I asked.
     She nodded. Yuffie pulled off the big ugly blue shirt and pulled a pair of boxers out of her pocket. I guess it was a deep pocket... Aeris looked at me. "These are Cloud's. They're kinda special I guess." At mention of Cloud's boxers, I decided to have a seat and look out the window. There was a big crane fixing the Speed Square. Mother set Tiffany and Jimbo next to me and looked out the window.
     This house is moving!
     "You told them to make it move," Tifa said subtly.
     Well make them stop! I want off.
     Mother has intelligence, I swear it. Still, she grabbed Tiffany and Jimbo and dove out the open door. The ladies and I dove after her. No, we're not stupid. There was a ledge. In fact, it led right back to the Battle Square. Well, the air duct did, and Mother insisted on crawling through it. When we got out, Mother, the girls, and I all went marching into the Battle Square. It was time to show off. I went up to the counter and paid for a match. I paid gil since nobody gives a damn about GP anymore. I marched in, and about a minute later, marched out victorious. The girls loved it, and Mother took the tissue I won. Now the scary thing happened. Mother was jealous, and she entered.