I went to the viewing area with the girls, Tiffany, and Jimbo, and watched as Mother clumsily entered the arena. She pulled out a stick to use as a weapon, and it was actually capable of holding materia. I saw a couple orbs shining, and I figured she had her Fire Materia, her Enemy Skill, and maybe a Revive or something like that. Her first fight was against three Mus. You know, those cute things in the holes. Well, they tried a couple Level 4 Suicides, but Mother is on level 18 1/2, so spells like that don't even matter. Then, it was Mother's turn. She started some spell, but I couldn't tell what materia she used. Then the ground began to shake.
     "Does she have an Earth Materia?" Aeris asked me.
     "Oh shit," it was the only response I could think of. I looked at my Masamune and found one materia missing. It was the Black Materia.
     "Holy flying %#^@!" Tifa yelled. I'd never heard her use that kind of language. "Sephiroth! You kept that materia!?"
     "No time for that now," I picked up Tiffany and Jimbo and led the girls toward the exit. I think Mother finally noticed she did something wrong 'cause she grabbed the three Mus and ran out the gate. We met up with her and I flew everybody out of the Saucer. We all ran toward out of Coral, Aeris had to turn around and warn the people of Coral before we left. Then, we found Vincent standing by the old motor home.
     "Get in and drive!" I yelled leading our party to the motor home. Vincent jumped into the front and started the motor home up.
     "My car!" Tifa yelled, stopping right before getting in.
     "I'll buy you another one, but for now, let's go," I told her. "The Black Materia isn't as powerful as it was, but it'll easily wipe out the Saucer and possibly Coral, so don't turn back, let's go."
     Everybody piled into the motor home, Mother ran to the bathroom and opened the door.
     "Can I please come?" Red XIII was in the bathtub again.
     "No!" Everybody yelled, and Tifa threw him out. Mother put the Mus in the bathtub and closed the sliding glass door. I set Tiffany's and Jimbo's bowls in the sink so they wouldn't tip over, and Vincent put the pedal to the metal. Mother, trying to be funny and stuck a flower petal on the metal refrigerator door. The girls all sat down and held onto whatever was near them. Then, a woman walked out of the bedroom of the motor home, wearing nothing except a bathrobe.
     "What's going on?" She asked.
     It's you!
     "Who is that?" I asked.
     Leukemia!
     "Wait. My mom and Vincent. Aww. Man. This just gets better and better."
     Lucrecia sat by the girls and also held on to whatever was near. I sat by the bar, holding onto it, and Mother held onto the refrigerator door handle. I take back my comment from before about her having intelligence. Mother flailed around the room on the refrigerator door, and the rest of us just rocked slightly. When we got near Gongaga, we stopped and went outside the motor home. A giant meteor was pounding down on the Gold Saucer slowly until there was nothing left in its place. The desert was wiped out. Most of Coral was gone. Leftover chunks of the meteor showered over Nibelheim and Costa Del Sol, but not enough to cause much damage. Mother didn't seem to care.
     Sephy! It's time for 'Find the Fire!'
     She was standing right next to the gas tank. We all turned and looked, then ran far from the motor home. The motor home exploded.
     Tiffany! Jimbo! Wang! Harry! Billy!
     I'm guessing the last three were the mus names. She ran into the motor home and came out carrying a charred fish, three smoking mus, and Tiffany, still swimming in her perfectly intact bowl. I guess it's lucky Mother bought her the super strong bowl.
     Poor Jimbo. He's dead Sephy! Dead!
     "Mother, he was already dead."
     Don't you say that!
     Mother cried for awhile over the loss of the already dead Jimbo. Tifa cried over the loss of her car. Vincent and Lucrecia started a camp fire. Vincent and Lucrecia... Man! That's just disgusting... Well, it could have been Hojo again... No, lets not think about that. Gross.