Hey Sephy! I have an idea.
     "Oh joy," I said, "what ever could it be?"
     For my theme park, we could make it half rides, half zoo!
     "So you want a zoo with roller coasters?"
     Yeah, it's perfect. We could get the monkeys to operate the rides and the zebras to sell cotton candy!
     "I'm not continuing this conversation."
     Well, I'm pitching the idea to Dio. He'll let the zebras sell cotton candy. So now you can go on doing that thing you do all the time.
     I don't know how I live with her. I looked outside and-
     Yeah, that thing.
     I looked outside and saw Tiffany in her bowl. The bowl was being suspended from the porch, but since the bowl was right-side-up, Tiffany was completely unharmed.
     She's being punished for making one of my rides crash.
     Tiffany swam around her bowl like normal.
     "She doesn't look like she's being very punished."
     Well she won't be punished if she keeps on screwing with my theme park! Lives are on the line!
     "I'd say you need to get out more, but I don't want you ever leaving the house."
     Well I have to leave. I'm out of battery for my laptop. I need to get a new one from Chocobo Computers.
     "Wait. What? You have extra computer batteries."
     They don't work anymore.
     "You need to recharge them."
     Re what?
     "Oh God. You haven't been recharging the batteries? How many batteries have you used?"
     She didn't need to respond. Aeris walked into the room, passing right beside the stack of computer batteries which was as tall as she. As she passed, Mother hurled another battery on the stack.
     "Sephiroth," a voice said from above. "It's me, Rufus-"
     God's name is Rufus!?
     "I hope you don't mind that I installed an intercom system. Hey, you should check out my additions to this house. Meet me in my room in the Rufus Wing."
     Bullshit. I'm already hating this guy. I'm leaving. I'll just send Mother into the "Rufus Wing" and let her play Find the Fire. Meanwhile, I'm going to go... somewhere. I've got nowhere to go, but I'm going.
     Will you just friken go already!?
     With those encouraging words, I left. I decided to go oversee the construction of Jenova Land. Aeris joined me. Mother headed for Rufus's room with a mask of well... me. She was me for Halloween last year, so it isn't completely strange, just strange. Aeris and I headed outside and saw a herd of nibel wolves running through the city. What a joke. There were only like, seventy-five of them, so I decided to let Aeris try to take them out herself. No, I'm not being cruel. These guys are extremely weak, and if she started to lose, I might help her. I looked inside and saw Mother staring out the window.
     Oh my God! That's a lot of puppies. Don't worry, I'll get them. I have the black materia!
     "You do not Mother, I took it from you."
     Oh, well then. Can we keep on of them?
     "Ha! Yeah right. Like I'd give you a puppy, Mother. You can't even take care of your goldfish."
     She's blue, not gold.
     Well, to sum up the rest of the day, Aeris easily beat the wolves, except one-
     Edwardo.
     Mother has a new pet. Tiffany was brought indoors. Edwardo bit Rufus. Aeris claimed she saw him cry and started laughing hysterically.