Extras

Comics

Currently only features Super Really Old Man: a comic I created for my High School Senior Seminar Project back in 2003.
Old Fan Fiction My old fan fiction, including my first ever fan fic: 1x2x3x4x5x6=720: a Gundam Wing slash-fic spoof. Most is Final Fantasy based.
Plutonium Nights A series I started about the insignificant Knights of Pluto from Final Fantasy 9. The series only lasted 5 episodes before it was canned.
Hints The original hints I listed on the first incarnations of The Goat Pen.
TGP April Fool's Days I hate April Fool's Day in real life, but love internet April Fool's Updates.

 

Comics
 

Super Really Old Man
Issue #1: Super Really Old Man vs Plothole Man
Style: Comedy      Rating: PG-13     Format: Comic Book

Abstract: An unlikely superhero teams up with other local superheroes to defend his small community from the dastardly supervillains who threaten it.

Comments: This is the pilot to the series and, should more issues be made, will be unassociated with the later plot. This was a High School project in 2003 and future editions (should there be any) will be similar, but not continue from this point on.

 

 

Old Fan Fiction
 
1x2x3x4x5x6=720
Author: Goatbob
Rated: PG-13
Style: Comedy
[Gundam Wing] Goatbob's first fan fic ever, featuring the boys from the anime Gundam Wing in a spoof of Gundam Wing slash-fics. The boys attend their math class and are disturbed by what they see.

Cid Poker
Author: Goatbob
Rated: PG-13
Style: Comedy
[Final Fantasy] The Cids all come together to compete in a "friendly" game of poker at Cid Highwind's house. Includes all Cids from Final Fantasy IV to Final Fantasy X + Final Fantasy Tactics.

Lost & Found: Chapter 1
Author: Goatbob
Rated: PG
Style: Comedy
[Final Fantasy] What happens when hidden characters are not found? Where do they go? Find out in one of the craziest Goat Pen stories yet! Includes characters from Final Fantasy VI, VII, Tactics, and other small cameo appearances from other FFs. Note: Story discontinued. It will not be completed. It's really not that good.

T-Virus Breakdown
Author: Goatbob
Rated: PG-13
Style: Comedy
[Final Fantasy] [Resident Evil] The crew of Final Fantasy VIII is on their way to everybody's favorite amusement park when terrible incidents wind them up in the mansion of Raccoon City.  Will they escape this horrific crossover safely?

Jenova Explains FF7: Chapter 1
Author: Jenova
Rated: PG-13
Style: Comedy
[Final Fantasy 7] The moronic Jenova explains what exactly went on during that super duper complicated game, Final Fantasy VII. I guarantee you understood it better than she, but why not let her explain? Note: Story discontinued. It will not be completed. It's really not that good.

Jenova Explains Anthropology
Author: Goatbob & Jenova
Rated: PG-13
Style: Comedy/Study
[uhh...Final Fantasy?] Goatbob needs to study for his very important Anthropology test, but who could possibly explain all this shiz!? This was a story I wrote up to help me study, but I posted it up nonetheless.
 

 

Plutonium Nights
  Plutonium Nights is a short story I started in late 2007 about the insignificant Knights of Pluto from Final Fantasy 9. It's a series that some were very fond of, but I was not enjoying the direction it was taking, so it was cancelled after only five episodes (plus a foreword). The story takes place immediately after the introductory scene of Final Fantasy 9 when Tantalus escapes from Alexandria with Garnet.  

Foreword

Foreword: An introduction to the story and it's in-story author: Laudo.
Gallery: Images I created of the knights using Hero Machine 2.5.

Part I: The Knights of Pluto

The Secret Dungeon: The knights are put into a secret jail for failing to protect the princess.
Awaiting Execution: The knights wait in their jail cells and think about how to escape.
Escape Plans: Demolition experts Mullenkedheim and Dojebon put their skills to use.
Thieves: Breireicht's team meets up with a couple of thieves.
The Quest For The Princess: Weimar's team takes desperate measures to escape from Alexandria.

 

Hints
 

Final Fantasy Hints: These are a small collection of hints I had on the original version of my website. It contains hints for Final Fantasy V through Final Fantasy X and typically focuses on how to defeat superbosses.

 

 

TGP April Fool's Day Updates
 
Amazing FF Race Team Preview: 2010's Amazing FF Race: Season 3 fake team announcement: The Amazing Mathematics Race.
 
 

Final Fantasy X Review: 2011's Final Fantasy X fake review.