Final Fantasy 10 Review

     Final Fantasy X is the worst game ever. I mean, a sphere grid? It's not a sphere! It's two-dimensional! Circle grid anybody? Geez!

     And what's with Tidus and that T on his clothes? It's like he forgot his name, so he put a T to remind him! He's so sTupid! The only thing I actually liked about Tidus was how he laughs with Yuna! Ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! That was so lolfunny. And can Tidus and Wakka be any gayer? I mean, seriously?

It's guy love, that's all it is!

     And man. That game was so easy once I got Rikku. She's a powerhouse. Before I got her, my team was useless. Lulu hits for crap and Auron has no magic! Ugh! Useless. I use Aeons the whole game (until I get Rikku anyway) because they're sooooo strong. I just spend 80 hours leveling up in Besaid with Valefor (or as I name him: "Pretty Bird") and I'm like, a powerhouse! The game is so easy. Pretty Bird + Rikku + 80 hours in Besaid = easy. Why even make a game if it's gonna be easy?

     There's only one reason to play this game and that's to understand Final Fantasy X-2 better. I almost didn't play FFX-2 because I hated FFX so much! But then I gave in and was like ZOMGGGG! I played FFX-2 before I even beat FFX, so I was like "What's all this 'Tidus' they keep talking about?" I'd like this game better if they all wore mascot outfits. SO KAWAII!

2/10 Balls