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Final Fantasy I (1)	Final Fantasy II (2)	Final Fantasy III (3)
Final Fantasy IV (4)	Final Fantasy V (5)	Final Fantasy VI (6)
Final Fantasy VII (7)	Final Fantasy VIII (8)	Final Fantasy IX (9)
Final Fantasy X (10)	Final Fantasy X-2 (10-2)
Final Fantasy XII (12)	Final Fantasy XIII (13)	Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest

Disclaimer: I try not to reveal too much about the plot of a game in my reviews in case someone has not played the game or has not beaten it, so I leave my reviews slightly vague. If you have a question about something I've said and would like it explained in more detail, e-mail me. If you have a complaint about my opinion, simply follow these three simple steps:
   1. Write a threatening e-mail.
   2. Go to hell.
   3. Send the e-mail to your mother.
Disclaimer 2: All finalized ratings on Final Fantasy games may seem a little low, but realize they're being critiqued on a very high scale. If non-Final Fantasy games were graded on this same scale, many would fall far below 4 lamps. Some wouldn't even make the list.
Disclaimer 3: I replay all the games right before critiquing them to ensure that I remember the game correctly. This also means that certain games that I may have hated/loved back in the day may receive different reviews due to changes in criteria and different amounts of spare time. So keep in mind that these reviews are from a man in his twenties. A dead sexy man at that.


Stories

Cid Poker Author: Goatbob Rated: PG-13 Style: Comedy	The Cids all come together to compete in a "friendly" game of poker at Cid Highwind's house. Includes all Cids from Final Fantasy IV to Final Fantasy X + Final Fantasy Tactics.

Lost & Found: Chapter 1 Author: Goatbob Rated: PG Style: Comedy	What happens when hidden characters are not found? Where do they go? Find out in one of the craziest Goat Pen stories yet! Includes characters from Final Fantasy VI, VII, Tactics, and other small cameo appearances from other FFs.

T-Virus Breakdown Author: Goatbob Rated: PG-13 Style: Comedy	The crew of Final Fantasy VIII is on their way to everybody's favorite amusement park when terrible incidents wind them up in the mansion of Raccoon City. Will they escape this horrific crossover safely?

Jenova Explains FF7: Chapter 1 Author: Jenova Rated: PG-13 Style: Comedy	The moronic Jenova explains what exactly went on during that super duper complicated game, Final Fantasy VII. I guarantee you understood it better than she, but why not let her explain?

Jenova Explains Anthropology Author: Goatbob & Jenova Rated: PG-13 Style: Comedy/Study	Goatbob needs to study for his very important Anthropology test, but who could possibly explain all this shiz!? This was a story I wrote up to help me study, but I posted it up nonetheless.