Mr. Leonhart,

This is General Caraway. My order for a muzzle from that Kadowaki Person has finally come in and she'll be fitting me for one soon. In other news, we are launching the plan to make a blockade around Deling. Basically we will put up military vans around on the only entrances into our area even though a crappy train can bash into it and blow it up... It's all to keep out that Odine person, he is planning to hit Galbadia next so... that's a Def Con 2. In other, other news, Deling City hasn't had a President for ages... so I'm running for Presidency... Oh God... My tumor hurts again, yeah, I have a tumor... Thanks a lot Rinoa... Anyway, I think its about time you got a REAL email server. That balambgarden.net says: "I'm a Pussy!", and your account isn't too hot either. I'm Bad Ass General, though I heard a "Kiros" in Esthar used Bamph, dunno what that means but some new fancy lingo, so as I was saying get a new email like Such&Such.MAN, or .gov or something, also I was wondering why Esthar Presidential has an account sign-up, they have .net, so... yeah... anyways, Rinoa is in a cult...? It's obvious to me that you aren't a good boyfriend so you're fired, errr,
whatever parents say when they don't like the guy their daughter is dating...

By the way, as President of Galbadia, I hope to...
a. Fix the damn gateway so nobody can trap me in it and kill me
b. Put a guard here and there in the residential, so nobody can sneak into the building
c. move the suspicious formation of boxes and car out of the residential
d. Add a few rooms to the residential so it's at least bigger than the slumy houses in Timber
e. Move the prison out of the desert and don't hire the elder form of Shumis to guard it's inmates
f. Fix the cars so they aren't ethereal

Dump Rinoa, you bastard,
General Caraway

P.S. You lost in the AFFR, and badly, therefore, it's all your fault, once again; dump Rinoa, you Bastard.