Squall, It's Caraway, (Got new Email address)

Rinoa has just informed me that you two are no longer "An Item", after looking up the internet for
several hours, I have learned that "An Item" means a couple, so I'm here to throw you a parade for
dumping my daughter (I assume it is you who dumped her, correct?) The parade is also to
commemorate Big O's retirement. So now all the blockades around Deling are down, and Deling
City is now officially open to the public (I built a five foot thick wall around Deling and secured 5
Rabid Viper Cachickens (Courtesy of Ward of Esthar) every 10 feet along the wall. The other side
of the wall had an electric fence to prevent anyone from leaving. And they said I'd be a bad
president... Well it's all been taken down now, dude).

    Speaking of which I managed to win the election thanks to the muzzle I purchased off of that
Kadowaki person in your garden, My slogan was "Vote for the muzzle!" So now that I'm president, I can pretty much do whatever I want. Someone asked me about those goals I said I'd do back when I was running, so I just said "Bite You". Apparently young people use lots of curse words, so I've decided to try them a damning out. I have one shit of a time using them. People keep
telling me I'm using the assholing curses incorrectly, but I say "Ass them, I don't give a bitch".
The one goal I will do however is make the cars more ethereal (Did I say I'd make them
un-ethereal? My bastarding mistake), they will now also run on Cachickens, so I've named them 'Hybrid' cars. Anyhow the parade for you will take place here in Deling, It'll be pretty similar to Edea's Parade, so you know, total lack of security, a single float, a bunch of dancers who look like they could be either male or female and people wouldn't be able to tell the difference, A float trapping gateway left completely unguarded, sniper rifles in the highest points of the city, and more people in the city then there are people in the world, you get the idea. It will be a pretty social get-to-together, so invite all those young people you have in Garden, the more the merrier.

    See you at the parade, and thank you for dumping my daughter, I'm 'in the house G',

-President Caraway.

P.S. This muzzle is just dandy (young people use that word, right?), I've already got half the
country wearing them now, It's become quite the fad, dude. So that Kadowaki person will be getting one really big-bitch check soon...