We've been working with samples of Odine's pheromones in Dr. Kadowaki's lab. We were making some progress, until Quistis dropped a bottle and became infatuated with Zell.

(Zell DOES have a nice ass)

Flo got a whiff too, so now she's infatuated with both Zell AND Odine.

(I want a three way. Flo sandwich! I'm the meat!)

Plus the fact that, despite her best efforts, Dr. K hasn't been able to shake off her own obsession with the idiotic rapper, making progress slow.

(Hey! That's my future husband you're talking about! He's sooooooo dreamy. Just like that Zell.)

So, with all the raging hormones flying everywhere, it's like High School all over again, except I'm not on the chess team and no one's giving me wedgies.

(I'd like to give Odine and Zell wedgies. Oooh! I bet they don't even wear underwear! That's so hot!!!)

We've learned a few things in our studies. For one, the pheromone seems to compound its effects over time, growing more and more powerful.

(Zell, Flo, and Odine, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G)

It also seems to have an addictive property, making the victim suffer physical withdrawals when separated from the object of her desire.

(Ooh! Zell's about to take his pants off!)

Hold on... What are you doing? Oh my god, you put a camera in Zell's dorm???

(Quiet! It's shower time! Ooh baby!)

Damn, woman! He's 17!

(Mmmm.... jailbait. Well, Odine is like... 35, so I have sex with him and Zell at the same time, it averages out to about 20 something. One very, very sexy 20 something year old)

Disgusting! I must find a cure for this as soon as possible! I'm going back to the lab. Take that camera out of Zell's room!

(NEVER!)

(Okay... he's gone. Mmm.... Zell..... NO! He's putting his pants back on! NOOOO!!!! ........ Damn... someone's at his door...... oh..... it's his girlfriend. I don't want to see this. Don't worry Squall. I haven't forgotten about you. I'll make room on my bed for all three of you.)

-Dobe and Flo