Things have worked out, Squall! Things always work out when you have faith and love on your side!

(Enough with the romantic twaddle, Dobe. I'm still pissed at you.)

Dammit, woman! You slept with fifteen strangers, I only had five!

(That's FIVE affairs you have to account for! I should divorce you five times!)

Anyway, as you might have noticed--if you ever leave that office of yours--the pheromones no longer have any effect. While we are, obviously, rather excited by this news, we have been trying to theorize exactly why the pheromones stopped working. Our best guess is that being soaked with so many pheromones all at once eventually gave us an immunity to them. Yes, we are now immune to the super pheromone as well as Odine's regular pheromone. Everything is returning to normal, the orgies have stopped, and Odine is losing popularity fast.

(I still think he's hot. Maybe I should have five affairs with him to make up for the ones YOU had.)

You had THREE TIMES as many affairs as I did!

(Or maybe I can have three affairs with Odine and two with Squall. A girl needs some variety in her life.)

I see how it is... You screw whoever you want, but if I so much as glance at a girl, I have to hear you bitch nonstop for a month.

(Or two affairs with Odine, two with Squall, and one with Zell)

I can't believe you...

(Oh, I almost forgot about the guy in the training area. I need to have at least one affair with him.)

YOU ALREADY SLEPT WITH HIM! I SAW YOU! IT WAS WHEN THE ORGY WAS GOING ON!

(BUT THAT TIME DIDN'T COUNT! I HAD MY FINGERS CROSSED!)

WHAT??????? Are you COMPLETELY insane, woman?

(I'm "insane" because you had five affairs! Hell hath no fury, bitch!)

But...... I........ you......... ARGH! Forget it! Squall, I've had fun here in the Garden--even though you and I never actually got to meet--but I think it's time Flo and I got back FH. We have some business to take care of. And I need to talk to my lawyer. I'm going to go pack now.

(....Okay, he's gone. I just wanted to say that I was joking about Zell and Odine and the boy in the library. You're still the only one for me. I'll have five affairs with you, sexy. And maybe a few more. *wink*wink*)

Flo

XOXOXOXOXOX