Dearest Squall,

Nobody should ever use the word 'dearest' ever again. I've just used it for the last time in the history of existence. 

But seriously. Hi Squall! How have you been? I'm sorry I've been unable to e-mail you as of late. I've had my hands full with all this orphanage stuff. The Esthar branch of Matron's Orphanage (by the way, that's the orphanage chain's name) filled up really quick and I've been in over my head. I respect Matron so much more than before now, and I respected her a ton before! The orphanage is fairly small, and I only have four kids, but they're a handful. One of them reminds me of Seifer a lot too, so now you know what I'm up against. He's such a smart kid, but he keeps calling one of the younger boys cachicken-puss. I don't know what that means at all, but I really need to do something about him. I've started washing his mouth out with soap, but recently I learned that our soap isn't exactly made by the most government-approved products, so I've been trying to be nice to make up for the possible cancer I've given him.

Matron said something about you not ever e-mailing her. How could you, Squall? She did so much for you and you just forget about her? You're not still mad for the evil sorceress thing still, are you? She's starting to think you are! You should e-mail her. Just a simple "I still love you!" would be enough for her I'm sure. You don't have to draw her a picture for her refrigerator like you used to before you knew how to write. I still remember the upside-down v's you used to write. It looked like a capital A. "I loAe you!" At first I thought it said "loathe" so I was highly concerned. Anyway, I'm babbling and mini-Seifer just broke one of his CDs and is crying, so I'd better get to him. I don't know why he had this "Big O" CD anyway. I've never heard of him, but I've heard of this parental warning label on the front, which registers makes Big O a Big No in my book. Bye Squall!

Love,
Ellone