Squall? Am I thinking of somebody else, or is Squall short for something? Squallbert, wasn't it? Squalltopher? I can't remember.

How are you today? I'm finally getting a minute to sit down and relax. I really need some help at this Orphanage. The kids here are a mess. The one that kept talking about going to O-Scoot, and I didn't think much of it, but suddenly he disappears and I find him on the side of the road holding a sign that said "O-Scoot or Bust". How he managed to spell most of that right I have no idea. 

My youngest girl would like you to know that (her speaking): "I love trees!!!" and now she wants to know if you like trees. So do you, Squall? Do you like trees?

Anyway, I finally grabbed little Scooter and dragged him back inside, only to find my other kids playing house, which included using the gas stove. I'm really glad I can recognize the smell of gas because apparently they couldn't figure out how to light it and the place filled with gas.

Now little Tree-fi (her name is Fifi, but she loves trees so much that I gave her that nickname) would like to know if you like puppies. I told her you do since your girlfriend has a doggie. Do you and Angelo get along? I haven't heard much from Rinoa lately. You two are still together, right? Somebody said something about Rinoa getting a muzzle. Was Angelo really biting that much? Hope he's not rabid. It be horrible if you had to put him down. But if he's suffering... PLEASE tell me good news. Tree-fi would like to see Angelo someday.

Gah! Children by garbage disposal! Bye!

~Ellone