Welcome Squall Leonhart.
From: "Fujin"  < wind_goddess@balambgarden.net >
To: "Squall Leonhart"  < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net >
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Subject: ROFL

Squall,

Have you ever played MMORPGs? They're wicked cool, I swear to you. I've been playing this one called Region of Fray Lore (RoFL) and it's so cool. I'm playing this halfling dwarf princess and my character is already level fourteen! Oh, if you haven't heard, Level fourteen is REALLY high. The maximum level is seventeen, so I'm almost there!

I made Rage play too. He was a bit hesitant because it costs 2000 gil a month to play, but he finally gave in. We're in this cool clan too, and we invade places together and split the bounty and all sorts of fun stuff. But Rage, being the jerk he is, leveled his character to fifteen without me.

So anyway, I was surfing the net today and I read some weird news about a UFO sighting. Have you heard anything about this? That guy from Galbadia, Martine, apparently witnessed it. I think he's as crazy as he is weird, so I don't really believe him, but still, what IF? Think of the possibilities if there was life on other planets. I mean, sure, the Lunar Cry thing basically said that there were monsters in space and all that, but I mean life life! You know. People. Humanoids that speak our language. That'd be so dang cool.

I should probably get to the point of this e-mail. I mean, yeah, sometimes I like to talk a lot and nobody seems to really listen to me in person, so I do enjoy these conversations of ours. I realize that you haven't sent a reply to my last e-mail, but I still call it a conversation because I know you're at least planning to e-mail me back and tell me all the good news. So anyway, it's about the laundry room in our section of the Garden. None of the dryers in there are working. I suckered into washing my clothes and getting them all soapy and wet, then when it comes to the drying stage, it is just plain broken. I'm currently sitting in a room full of wet clothes and wearing a formerly-wet towel. I took a shower while washing my clothes, and now they're hanging all around my room. I'd ask if I should just take the towel off and see if Raijin gets the message, but by the time I got the response my clothes would probably be dry. I really want him to offer me some clothes because that's just so cute when boys do that, but he'll probably say something dumb like "But my clothes are too big for you, ya know?"

Well I'm gonna think of what to do now. Talk to you later Squall.

~Fujanica: Level Fourteen Halfling Dwarf Princess