Mr. Leonhart,

This may be a strange question, but have you seen Seifer lately? We (the Disciplinary Committee) have been off our suspension for about two days now and I haven't seen Seifer since a couple weeks ago when he was still pretending to be locked up. I know you figured out he wasn't paying attention to your suspension lockup since you've been ignoring me and not e-mailing me back. I'm becoming very confused about where he could be. I'm afraid he might've run off and joined a cult or something stupid like that.

Speaking of the Disciplinary Committee, have you seen Raijin? I KNOW I've seen him lately, but not in the last couple days. He hasn't been sleeping here in his room like he's supposed to. I'm pretty sure he's avoiding me, ever since I made him a RoFL character and taught him how to play. I'm not sure why. Do you think he's just too busy to play with me? Should I start hitting on him a little more directly? The last time I hit on him directly the conversation was fairly short. I just quietly and calmly as always told him I was in love with him. Then again, I think I only said 'love' because I was afraid to specify further. I figured if I just said that and he filled in the blanks then it'd be true love. But instead he said something dumb like "Yeah, love. I know what you mean, ya know? Let's go grab some tacos." Am I paranoid? Or did he miss the point entirely?

Well, today I have plans to really get his attention. I'm going to ask him to LARP our RoFL characters, and my character is totally in love with him. Think he'll get the idea? I certainly hope so. But first I have to find him! ARG! 

Squall, you might want to be careful. There's really only three boys I know moderately well: Raijin, Seifer, and you, and you're all dreamy. If I can't find Raijin or Seifer, there might be a certain other boy I start chasing after... LOL. JK. IAJPWY,S. DTITH.

~Fujanica: Level TWENTY Halfling Dwarf Princess

P.S. FYI (for your information): LOL=Laughing out loud. JK=Just kidding. IAJPWY,S=I am just playing with you, Squall. DTITH=Don't take it to heart. I heard somewhere that you weren't too l33t, so I figure I'll gradually help you learn the important terms.