SQUALL,

I heard you are the one responsible for the pheromone disaster. We, the Disciplinary Committee, are investigating these rumor and hope to find as much truth to the matter as possible. Raijin and I have a very personal investment in this for more reasons than one. Just so you are aware, the two issues are as follows.
1. Through many acts caused entirely by the pheromones' effect on people and their actions/lust, our room is completely destroyed. My laptop survived (thank goodness) and Raijin's lamp survived. Everything else is broken, stained, or otherwise unusable.
2. Such strong acts of lust and passion cause the human brain to not process consequences properly, and now there is a fairly decent chance that well... Raijin might be a father, ya know?

This should never have happened! Raijin doesn't have a job and I'm not motherly in the slightest. We definitely need to sue somebody just so that our possible child will be able to survive!

All I want to do right now is play ROFL, but I can't because of those damned pheromones you released! You had BETTER have a good alibi! 

FURIOUS!

~Fujanica: Level 51 Halfling Dwarf Princess