Welcome Squall Leonhart.
From: "Fujin"  < wind_goddess@balambgarden.net >
To: "Squall Leonhart"  < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net >
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Subject: BABY

SQUALL,

Things are going poorly. Along with the very good chance I'm going to be a mother, I'm also FOAMING at the mouth! So is Raijin! Is this a side-affect to Dr. Kadowaki's pheromone remedy?

Speaking of Raijin, I haven't seen him. Have you? If he ran off because he might have a baby then I'm going to catch him and ram my fist up his penis!

Sorry for the outburst. I- I guess I could just backspace, but no. You might see Raijin and tell him that for me. And if you do, tell him I have his umm, lamp. And he's not getting it back until he comes back to care for this baby or he finds a way to abort it without my knowing. I would never consent to abortion, but if I can't stop it or don't know about it, then how could I have stopped him/her/them from doing it to me?

Enough about this baby crap though. I'm FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! I'm a damned frappuccino! Somebody needs to put an end to this RIGHT NOW. Tell Dr. Kadowaki to get on it. I'm sorry if I'm a bit on edge right now, but dammit! I might be pregnant and I'm rabid!

Crap... AND I have a hangnail now! Rage is lucky he's not here, otherwise I might break his nose! I really think whatever's making me foam at the mouth is making me angry. I shouldn't be a raging pregnant woman yet because I'm barely even started out, so something else must be doing it. I wish I knew what it was. I guess some part of my hot dog eating contest might have something to do with it. Or possibly it was hanging around those rabid dogs...

A poster I put on the wall looks like it's going to fall. That might make something in my brain snap, so I'm gonna just go now before I get really angry. Bye, Squall.

~Fujin