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Squall Leonhart. |
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"Fujin" <
wind_goddess@balambgarden.net > |
| To: |
"Squall
Leonhart" < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net > |
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BABY |
SQUALL,
Things are going poorly. Along with the very good chance I'm going to
be a mother, I'm also FOAMING at the mouth! So is Raijin! Is this a
side-affect to Dr. Kadowaki's pheromone remedy?
Speaking of Raijin, I haven't seen him. Have you? If he ran off
because he might have a baby then I'm going to catch him and ram my fist
up his penis!
Sorry for the outburst. I- I guess I could just backspace, but no. You
might see Raijin and tell him that for me. And if you do, tell him I have
his umm, lamp. And he's not getting it back until he comes back to care
for this baby or he finds a way to abort it without my knowing. I would
never consent to abortion, but if I can't stop it or don't know about it,
then how could I have stopped him/her/them from doing it to me?
Enough about this baby crap though. I'm FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! I'm a
damned frappuccino! Somebody needs to put an end to this RIGHT NOW. Tell
Dr. Kadowaki to get on it. I'm sorry if I'm a bit on edge right now, but
dammit! I might be pregnant and I'm rabid!
Crap... AND I have a hangnail now! Rage is lucky he's not here,
otherwise I might break his nose! I really think whatever's making me foam
at the mouth is making me angry. I shouldn't be a raging pregnant woman
yet because I'm barely even started out, so something else must be doing
it. I wish I knew what it was. I guess some part of my hot dog eating
contest might have something to do with it. Or possibly it was hanging
around those rabid dogs...
A poster I put on the wall looks like it's going to fall. That might
make something in my brain snap, so I'm gonna just go now before I get
really angry. Bye, Squall.
~Fujin
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