So we all got back into the van to go to Galbadia to catch the next Odine concert. We'd picked up his tour schedule back in Trabia, but "Place where zat bazturd cut me off in traffic and I givez hiz car FISTICUFFS" isn't terribly descriptive, so we had to ask some people and they all said he was going to Galbadia, so that's where we're heading next.

My memory isn't always the greatest, but I was pretty sure that you have to cut through some woods to get to Galbadia, so I was not looking forward to the trip. Plus the fact that the damn CD player is STILL broken. We had some guy in Balamb try to fix it. It's better, now it's not stuck so we don't have to listen to the same song over and over, but it still won't spit the CD out (I tried when no one was looking. It didn't work...). And the volume is now stuck really low, so the girls compensate by screaming the lyrics as loud as they can to "make it seem like they're at a concert."

We rode the train back to Timber (once again, not leaving the van) and someone thought it was a good idea to let Big Boobs drive. I was asleep at the time, so I couldn't object. Needless to say, the van was wrapped around a tree about five minutes out of Timber. She says she "saw a cute 
bunny" and that's apparently reason enough to let go of the wheel and roll down the window, shouting "HI, BUNNY!" and waving frantically with both hands. Yeah... she's a bright one...

So we all chipped in and got the van fixed (unfortunately, my idea to also have the CD player fixed was shot down). And Creepy Girl With Creepy Fetish for Horses drove after that.

Aaaaaand she crashed the van into Lake Obel after she saw some horses.

Tell me, Squall: why can't women drive? Right now we're at a station in Timber, waiting for a crew to fish the van out.

And no, I still haven't gotten laid.

-Irvine