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| Welcome
Squall Leonhart. |
| From: |
"Dr.
Kadowaki" < the_doctor_is_in@balambgarden.net > |
| To: |
"Squall
Leonhart" < squallleonhart823@balambgarden.net > |
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Do you even care about Rinoa anymore? |
I've been continuing my work to save Rinoa from the Galbadian cultists.
Your continued indifference to her plight astounds, confounds, and disturbs
me. Recently I got word that she has been forced to do everything from Squirrel
Worship to games of Naked Twister to something called "Insane Techno Disco
Party Orgy with Raptors." I have no idea what that is, but it doesn't sound
good. I saw that movie with the dinosaurs and the park.
I've been trying to rally together a rescue group to save Rinoa, but your
indifference seems to be contagious. In fact, most people seem relieved that
she's gone. Someone even threw a "I'm Sure Glad Rinoa Isn't Here to Ruin This Party" party. This is unacceptable! This poor girl needs help,
medication, support, medication, our love, medication, a muzzle, and some light medication. We can't just abandon her to the clutches of cultists
just because she bites, claws, or brutally maims people for no apparent reason!
I'm sure that with our help (and medication) we can turn her into a
perfectly functional fast-food worker like she was destined to be!
Begging for your support,
Dr. Kadowaki
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