You are a smart person, Squall, so obviously you must realize that an entire school can't have an orgy without there being consequences. The infirmary is currently overflowing with hundreds of students (and a few teachers) complaining of... personal problems. We're so overrun that we've had to move many students into the Quad and we've ordered a few loads of penicillin from neighboring cities. In less than a day we've already gone through our entire stock, as well as all of the stock in Balamb. I've sent a few students out to town to raid some medicine cabinets, that's how badly we need it.

So, since you are so important to our operations, you cannot afford to be distracted with... problems of this nature. Also it would tarnish your reputation, if word got out. So, if you were at all involved in the recent "fiasco", then stop by my office. Especially if you've come into contact with Mayor Dobe's wife. She seems to be at the root of much of our troubles.
I promise your visit will remain 100% confidential.

Dr. K.