Dear Squall,

It has come to my attention that Odine has become some kind of rapper, and being "Some kind of rapper", Esthar is now on Def Con 2 threat, and all our lawyers are making up cases to sue him, and seeing as he held a concert in Balamb, we are now escorting 16000 soldiers there under law #911: In case of rappers being in vicinity, initiate the "Send in billions of stupid soldiers in to said place and put it on lock-down, after blowing up two big-ass towers and claiming it to be the work of terrorism" Plan, but Balamb has no really big towers to wipe out so... I'm sorry but, we are attacking Balamb, prepare for invasion via the F.M.V. (Fighting Mongolian Viper-cachickens) but no hard feelings man... oh yeah, Ward, being head of that unit says "...". See ya at the invasion in 1900 hours... No really, not military time, in actually 1900 hours from now, which is 79 days, meaning in a long time, and 7 hours... Nevermind. Turn those 79 days to hours...

Currently preparing for attack,
Kiros

P.S. Odine is going to Galbadia next, so... Rinoa is toast...