Hey, Squall!

I'm just writing to say that I really liked that concert that asshole Odine put on. It was awesome! Especially when Kiros, Ward, and I all got involved!

We were all hiding right outside of Balamb Garden when we saw Mr. Big Shot and his crew heading for it. He was practically swaggering as he walked, thinking he was the shit or something. Well, seeing him so successful so soon made me angrier than I already was. So me and the boys donned some of those robes your faculty members wear and snuck into the concert. We hid ourselves in the crowd while we waited for the show to start. We let "Big O," as he calls himself, performing his opening number (which I thought sounded TERRIBLE, by the way!), and after that, we made our move.

I think you might've seen it yourself, Squall. Those three Garden Faculty members you saw egging the crap out of Odine and then jumping on the stage and throwing grenades at all his equipment, with one of them giving you a wave upon spotting you in the crowd? Yeah, that was us. (And I was the one who waved, by the way.) Odine had the shit scared out of him! He never knew what hit him! With his outfit ruined, egg literally on his face, and all of his equipment blown to bits, his concert was ruined, and hopefully, so was he! Take that Odine! "Big O?" He should named "Big Woe!"

So, anyway, after our we'd given Odine our little surprised, we ran off the stage. That's unfortunately when my hood slipped off. I was feeling pretty nervous, knowing Odine could probably see me. And he did. And he was absolutely pissed. But oh, well. I guess him knowing who ruined his big night is probably better than not knowing.

Before any of the real faculty members could catch us, Kiros, Ward, and I all escaped from your Garden. We hauled ass back to our makeshift hideout at the Balamb Inn, high-fiving each other for a job well done.

That's when things got interesting. Not too long after we got back, there was a knock on our door. We opened it and saw your Garden's doctor, Dr. Kadowaki, there. She said she knew it was us who'd ruined the concert, and we were all worried she was going to turn us in for that. But . . . she did no such thing. She said she was impressed by what we did and needed our help. Apparently, your girlfriend, Rinoa, is part of this weird cult at Galbadia Garden that sounds like a ritualistic sort of hell. Some SeeDs from your Garden had joined it, too.

Now, Dr. Kadowaki is forming a rescue party to save all of them. Well, since things in Esthar are boring as shit right now, I decided to join her. So we'll be heading out soon to put an end to that cult. We might get your gunman friend, who we also saw at the concert, to help out since, you know, it's happening at his school.

Well, we've got a long day ahead of us, Squall, so I'm gonna hit the sack. I'll write ya again soon!

Sincerely,
Laguna

P.S.,

You might wanna visit your friend, Quistis. Dr. Kadowaki also said she needed to treat her in the infirmary over something that happened at the concert.

And I watched the second of The Amazing Final Fantasy Race, and oh. Hell. YES! That's what I'm talking about! First place for you and Rinoa! Awesome job! Even if it was all you and not her. (Maybe the guy I killed was right.) You take that trip to Alexandria (never heard of it, by the way, have you?) yet?