Hey, Squall!

How are things going? Good, I hope.

Things are going great for me. Been that way since this morning. Kiros, Ward, and I all got up early to get ready to meet Dr. Kadowaki to rescue your girlfriend. You know, Rinoa? Girl you can't take a few minutes out of your day to contact? Anyway, we got ready to go and save her from that cult, but we first had to ask your gunman friend.

However, he wasn't at Balamb Garden, where he was staying the night with that feisty chick. We found out from that friend of yours -- I think his name was Zell -- that he was on a roadie with some girls and were headed for Galbadia Garden. They were off to see another Big O concert.

This made me furious for a moment, because I thought our little surprise for him at his last concert would scare him out of doing any more. Guess not. But I shrugged it off. We may not have gotten him to stop last time, but I knew we could just try again. And this time, we'll give him a surprise he'll never forget! So we asked Zell to tell Kadowaki that we'd meet her in Galbadia later. She said she'd be there, because she had something else to do there herself. Something about marriage or . . . something. I don't know.

Oh, but she also warned us about something. Big O was so spooked from what we did, he ordered one of his creations to stand guard and kill me on sight. Well, Kiros thought of a way around it, and we can't wait to see it in action. Here's hint: It involves a beautifully-decorated plate, some food, and a Bio spell.

Well, gotta go! Gotta get to Galbadia before Big O! Later much!

Sincerely,
Laguna

P.S.,

I watched the next episode of The Amazing Final Fantasy Race Kiros had recorded for me, and . . . I'm disappointed. You and Rinoa got eliminated after only three legs? After just finishing first? What were you thinking throwing Rinoa into that portal or whatever that was?! Oh, well. I do agree with one thing: it was really only you who did your best, not her. That jerk in Deling City was right. Yep, I shouldn't have killed him over you. Guess I'll be watching that loud chick and that retarded-looking black guy from your Garden now, since they're at least from this world. Though those clueless bitches who fell for that fake clue box and that female knight make good eye candy, too.