Hey, Squall:

I just got word from a source that that bastard Doc Odine decided not to come to Galbadia for his next concert and is staying there in Balamb to put on a second show. Is that true?!

If so, do you have any idea how PISSED I am?! Kiros, Ward, and I spent hours trying to sneak into Galbadia Garden and plant explosives around the stage in the auditorium! We had to dodge faculty members, SeeD members, and even members of that cult Rinoa joined to get there! (You know they've moved on to worshipping bricks now?) All that work to find out it was all for nothing?! You're just got to be shitting me!

Worse yet, he's not even coming here to Galbadia after he's done. He's redirecting his route to Timber. Where the hell could he possibly find a spot to perform -- and I use the term loosely -- in that city?

Sigh. . . . Oh, well. I'll leave him alone and let him have his fun for now. But Kiros, Ward, and I are packing up to head for Timber. We're gonna have everything ready in Timber even before Odine gets there. It's gonna be f@#king awesome! I'd say it'll definitely be . . . da bomb, if you know what I mean!

Sincerely,

Laguna