Hey, Squall!

How are you doing? I'm doing okay, but a bit confused.

Kiros, Ward, and I got back to Balamb after we heard from a reliable source that Odine had tricked us into thinking the stage we blew up was his, when his real one was in that Fire Cavern near your school. Well, we'd just come back to even out the score when we saw people all over the city and the Garden fawning and pawing and hugging and kissing all over each other. In fact, it looked like there was a full-blown orgy going on!

Well, we were all curious as to what was going on, so I sent Ward in to see what was up. So he went in to check things out and get some answers. When he came back out, it looked like he'd become quite the ladies' man, and quickly, as there were about eight girls practically drooling all over him. Actually, he'd become a bit of a men's man, too, because there were also six men hanging on him. And he seemed in love with, and eager to have sex with, all of them!

Apparently, he'd spoken to Dr. Kadowaki and found out that this super-pheromone she'd developed had gotten dropped onto Odine's fake stage by Mayor Dobe's wife, Flo, and was spread out all over Balamb Garden and the town when our bombs went off, causing everybody to fall in love with everybody else.

Whoops.

Well, after Kiros and I pretty much scared all fourteen of Ward's new admirers off with a fire extinguisher, we left the area to keep ourselves from getting infected. We're gonna leave Odine alone for awhile, too. Let him see what he's (partially) responsible for causing.

Uh-oh! Gotta go! Ward's hitting on Kiros now! Even for a guy who can't even say a word, he's coming off like quite the charmer to Kiros!

Sincerely,

Laguna