Zup, bitch? Zis is ze Big O, comin at you face,

Ooohh, look! Itz Mizter "I too cool to come to Odinestock." Well JOKE ON YOU BITCH! Big O now almost az big az Mizter "Save World from Evil Zorzerezz!" Zoon I will be BIGGER! I got groupiez! I got fanz! I got mad rhymez! I got WORLD TOUR WHICH LAUNCH RIGHT NOW! What doez Squally have? Squally have email account, psycho girlfriendz, and antisocial tendenzies. Big whoop! Zoon I be biggest name on PLANET!

O-WooT makez first stop at Balamb zoon. You will be zere because you no can live if you no see O-WooT. It greatest show since zat three-legged stripper got shot out of cannon into lion mouth.

I know you saw zat show. No liez!

I be expecting you. Fisticuffs aplenty if you no show!

Big O

P.Z. I just heard zat Laguza bazturd got in trouble in Delingz City! I have one word! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Laguza iz BITCH like YOU!!!