Zo I waz chillin' backstage (ze only area zat WAZN'T ruined by bazturd Laguza Lawyer) and talking with ze hot honey bunchez of oatz when I zay zat I going to have redo conzert at Balamb to make up for ze one zat Laguza ruined. Mozt of ze sexy chicklets zay "Ooh Big O! You zo hot zat we come to second, redo conzert at Balamb!"

But zen zis one baby carrot iz like "But I already bought ze ticketz to Galbadia!!"

And I zay, "Stupid floozy, why you buy ticketz to Galbadia when sexy Odine iz in Balamb?"

And she zay "Cauze you go to Galbadia next!"

And I zay "........... What???? Odine hate bazturdz at Galbadia! Zey get conzert LAZT!"

And she zay "Oh"

And I zay "It zay zat on my schedulez! It zay 'Firzt Stop: Place where zat bazturd givez me cold hot dog and I givez him FISTICUFFS! (which iz obviouzly Balamb). Zecond Stop: Place where zat bazturd cut me off in traffic and I givez hiz car FISTICUFFS! (which iz obviouzly Timber, cauze no 
one in Timber knowz how to drive car). Third Stop: Place where zat bazturd let dog pee on my leg and I givez his dog FISTICUFFS! (which iz obviouzly Winhill) and on and on.' Zo I have no idea where you stupid girlz get Galbadia from!"

And she zay "Oh"

And I zay "Stick with what you know: being sexy bitchez."

And she zay "Okay."

Zo spread ze word. Sexy Odine hatez Galbadia and izn't going zere next!

Big, Sexy, Odine