Zo I came up with ze brilliant plan yesterday, yez? I zay to myself, “Odine, you iz sexy beast and bazturd Laguza will fo’ sho’ try to blow up Odine stage again, so bezt be prepared, yez?”

Zo I make FAKE STAGE and make big show of telling people zat zat iz ze stage. Zen I make zecond, REAL STAGE zat I hide in ze Fire Cavern, yez? I knew zat Laguza would try to blow up my stage, but he wouldn’t expect a ZECOND STAGE IN HIZ BAZTURD FACE!

It waz going to be brilliant! He would blow up Odine stage and laugh, but zen Odine would come out with zecond stage, rock ze houze, and Laguza would cry while Odine laugh inztead.

But zen my stage blew up hourz before ze show, while Odine waz being hot and sexy in ze Fire Cavern and now everyone in Balamb iz having sexy timez without me. And Odine iz confuzed. Iz it National Sex Day? What iz Odine mizzing? And how can I get in on that action?

A very confused (but sexy) Odine