Dobe iz bazturd! Laguza iz bazturd! YOU IZ BAZTURD! Odine goez across ze world AND STILL ODINE NO CAN GET AWAY FROM BAZTRUDZ! Bazturdz everywhere! Every continent, every city, bazturdz, bazturdz, BAZTURDZ!

Yez... Itz true... Odine put zuper sexy pheromonez in hiz zuper sexy suntan lotionz, yez? ODINE JUST WANTED TO BE POPULAR! Now Odine haz no floozies. I zay, "Odine still ze sexy beazt you know and love!" and zey zay, "You no sexy! You moztly bald and wear umbrella on you neck and you rapz suck!"

It iz time for Odine to go back to lab. Odine will ridez alligator/whale (ze "Whalligator") back to Ezthar and rezume zuper projectz of much world benefitz! No... screw world benefitz! World full of bazturdz! Odine will start projectz of much world DOMINATIONZ! Firzt Odine make zuper animalz and TAKE OVER EZTHAR! Odine will rule with IRON FISTICUFFS! Zen I will conquer ze world!

...But firzt, Odine muzt make new secret lab. Bazturd Laguza Lawyer deztroyed all of Odine'z labz!

-Ze artizt formerly know az Big O-